tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71720382024-03-13T04:43:12.433-07:00The Celebration, FL BlogSeparate the facts from the fluff about Celebration, Florida, the town created by the Walt Disney Company and steeped in myths and misconceptions.
All content copyright 2012 B. N. Lifeskills LLC, all rights reserved, content may not be used without the owner's written permission.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.comBlogger466125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-78529409436124458902012-06-30T14:45:00.002-07:002012-06-30T14:46:54.111-07:00Hope Springs EternalNormally I like chocolate, but I don't really love it any more than I love other sugary delights. However, there are certain times when hormones dictate that chocolate is the most important and essential food on earth. Today was one of those times, and the only thing that could fulfill my craving was heapin' helpin' of Baskin Robbins rocky road ice cream.<br />
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You'd think that would be a simple cure, right? In most of the country it would be. Unfortunately, here in the Kissimmee Tourist Corridor, the closest Baskin Robbins to Celebration is also a bastion of confusion where I've never...literally never...had a smooth transaction.<br />
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I'm not talking about simple errors, like counting out the wrong change or starting to scoop the wrong flavor. Oh, no, that sort of faux pas is much to simple for my local ice cream shop. Here's an example of the sort of insanity that awaits an innocent ice cream shopper:<br />
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I once went into the shop and requested a pint of ice cream. After a lengthy search, the clerk informed me that they were all out of pint containers. Now, I know they weigh the pints rather than relying on container size, so I asked to confirm that and the clerk said yes, that's true. Next, I asked, "So can't you just put a pint's worth of ice cream into a quart container?"<br />
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I could hear Jeopardy music playing faintly in the background as that concept slowly sunk in. Finally the clerk agreed and weighed me up a pint of my preferred frozen indulgence. Then he brought it to the register and rang it up at the quart price! Seriously, in the two seconds it takes you to walk from the freezer to the cash register, how can you forget how much ice cream you just scooped up?<br />
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That was just the culmination of a series of Three Stooge-like shopping experiences, and after that I pretty much gave up on Baskin Robbins ice cream. But they say hope springs eternal, and today, in a hormone fueled frenzy, I decided to take a chance.<br />
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My husband rolled his eyes knowingly when I said, "It's been a long, long time. Surely there can be <i>one</i> day when I get ice cream here and things actually go smoothly."<br />
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My hope soared even higher when I entered the store and discovered that I was the only customer. Normally, I'm the victim of some big screw-up after waiting for at least half a dozen other customers to go through their own screw-ups. My order was very simple: a two scoop sundae with rocky road and pralines and cream ice cream and marshmallow sauce.<br />
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The first indication of trouble was, "We're all out of marshmallow till the truck comes tomorrow." I told myself, "Okay, I can deal with that. I'll just order hot fudge."<br />
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The second indication was when the clerk couldn't get any sauce to come out of the dispenser. Then she said she had to heat it up so it would take a few minutes. Okay, it's pretty bizarre when an ice cream shop has been open for several hours, yet apparently never turned on the hot fudge heater, but I could deal with that too.<br />
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The minutes ticked away, but when the clerk tried again, the fudge still wasn't budging. She finally got someone else who I think pumped it out with a combination of muscle strength and sheer force of will. By now, the sauce wasn't all that appetizing to me, but I was in too deep. I could only watch helplessly as a thick, gooey string of brown glop was laced onto my sundae.<br />
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In the meantime, several other people had come into the shop, and they milled around impatiently while the hot fudge drama played out in front of them. I sympathized, as I was normally in their position. At least today I got my abuse without having to wait for it.<br />
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As I ate my sundae, I discovered there was nothing "hot" about the fudge. Somehow I doubt that fudge dispenser actually works like it's supposed to. I ate around the solidified sauce and took comfort in the fact that my rocky road and pralines and cream were as good as usual.<br />
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I supposed it will be a long time before I try that shop again. I'm sure an "again" <i>will</i> come because hope does indeed spring eternal. They say the definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing and expecting different results, so I may just be certifiable by the time I give up on fulfilling my Baskin Robbins cravings.<br />
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Check out my theme park adventures in my <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/barbara-nefer">Examiner column.</a><br />
I've written lots of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Barbara-Nefer/e/B00294JT6G/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1">Kindle</a> and <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/c/barbara-nefer">Nook</a> ebooks too! <br />
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ABarbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-27491055981604038902012-03-06T14:41:00.002-08:002012-03-06T14:58:30.556-08:00So It BeginsConstruction of the new Publix has finally started at Water Tower Place on the edge of Celebration. Right now it's more like DEstruction, since they're knocking down plenty of buildings to whip the world's most poorly designed shopping center into a layout that actually makes sense.<br /><br />The new Publix won't really be all that much closer than the current one, which sits at 192 and International Drive. The difference is perhaps a quarter of a mile, but it still feels like Paradise to have a store in town (well, kind of...Water Tower is still technically Celebration, even if it's as much on the outskirts as you can possibly get).<br /><br />The big difference between the two locations is that we'll no longer have to cross 192. Getting to the current Publix means two stop lights and, at busy times of year, a heck of a lot of tourist traffic that makes that quarter mile feel much, much longer.<br /><br />You can't take a NEV to the current Publix because the 192 speed limit is too high. Even if it weren't such a move would be blatantly suicidal. Let's see: small, plastic, electric-powered vehicle vs. lost tourist in metal minivan making an abrupt three-lane change at 50 mph. No question who'd come out on the losing end of that road war. When the new Publix is done, NEVs can take Celebration Ave. to the grocery store with decidedly better odds, although the Ave. gets scary at times, too.<br /><br />If I ever feel ambitious, I'll be able to bike to the new Publix. That reminds me of the early days of my marriage, when I lived in a townhome literally within spitting distance of Da Jewels, which is the Chicago equivalent of Publix. A gallon of milk, some fresh veggies, or burgers for the grill were less than a five minute stroll away. While the new store won't be quite that convenient, it'll be as close as someone living in East Village will ever come, unless they someday plop a Winn-Dixie on the soccer field.<br /><br />While the grocery store is the main excitement in town, we're getting another sign of civilization, too: our very own Panera Bread. Like the Publix, it'll be on the outskirts of town, near the office buildings on Celebration Place. That's fine with me, as that'll give it a much better chance of survival than it would ever have if it were downtown.<br /><br />Granted, we do have a lot of restaurants that have made it downtown for years, but I've seen plenty come and go over the years. The only big chain place in downtown Celebration is Starbucks, and that brand has an uncanny ability to attract huge mobs of followers no matter where you put it. I swear, you could build a Starbucks on the moon, and the next morning there would be a line around the store. Not only do we have our downtown Starbucks, but also one just across from Water Tower Place. I visit both about equally, and they're always equally busy.<br /><br />Still, I think it will help the Panera to be able to draw from Celebration residents, people who work in the office buildings, and those passing by on 192 who succumb to its siren song. There's a decent chunk of land where it's going in, so maybe it's the harbinger of other restaurants and stores to come.<br /><br />Starbucks, Publix, Panera, and who knows what else...our sleepy little town has finally hit the big time.<br /><br /><p>Here's a list of my current ebooks, including a Kindle and Nook version of the early years of this blog:</p> <ul><li>10 Money-Saving Tips for Your Disney World Vacation: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Money-Saving-Disney-Vacation-Building-ebook/dp/B007EFBJUY/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_12" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/10-money-saving-tips-for-your-walt-disney-world-vacation-barbara-nefer/1109154784?ean=2940013975941" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>10 Disney Cruise Line Tips for Adults: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Disney-Cruise-Building-Vacation-ebook/dp/B0077FWE14" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/10-disney-cruise-line-tips-for-adults-7-ways-to-tell-if-disney-ships-are-right-for-you-barbara-nefer/1108786463?ean=2940014048255" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>Mickey Mouse is My Neighbor (life in Celebration, FL): <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mickey-Mouse-Neighbor-Celebration-ebook/dp/B0076B3MQU/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1328633465&sr=1-1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mickey-mouse-is-my-neighbor-barbara-nefer/1108615281?ean=2940014007948" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>Complete eBook Guide to SeaWorld Orlando: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Complete-SeaWorld-Orlando-Pocket-ebook/dp/B006UNKLUU/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_6" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/theme-park-in-your-pocket-series-barbara-nefer/1108166411" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>15 Tips for Saving Money on Disney Cruise Line: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Saving-Disney-Vacation-Building-ebook/dp/B00728PIH8/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/15-tips-for-saving-money-on-your-disney-cruise-line-vacation-barbara-nefer/1108443897?ean=2940014059374" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>25 Tips for Visiting Disney World With Babies, Toddlers & Young Kids: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Visiting-Toddlers-Building-Vacation-ebook/dp/B0071HLRWU/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_5" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/25-tips-for-visiting-disney-world-with-babies-toddlers-and-young-kids-barbara-nefer/1108374613?ean=2940014052122" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>eBook Guide to Legoland Florida: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Legoland-Florida-Pocket-ebook/dp/B0073XD9NM" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> and <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/complete-ebook-guide-to-legoland-florida-barbara-nefer/1108526906" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>Legoland Florida for Adults: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Legoland-Florida-Adults-Enjoy-ebook/dp/B007BYC55Q/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_10" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> and<a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/legoland-florida-for-adults-barbara-nefer/1108953617?ean=2940013966895" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Nook</a><br /></li></ul>Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-78680139233650402682012-02-23T13:44:00.002-08:002012-02-23T15:26:12.010-08:00Out of Touch With RealityThis winter I realized just how out of touch with reality I am, or rather the reality of the northern states. I experienced my first Chicago blizzard at the tender age of three in 1967, and I lived through the infamous Chicago Blizzard of 1979 and even had a t-shirt to prove it. Most years weren't quite that severe, but winters were a long haul of bitter cold temperatures and wet, sloppy snow.<br /><br />Being sick of long winters that ran from November through February or March was one of my primary reasons for moving to Florida. Sure, the snow means fun in the form of cross country skiing or tobogganing, and there's nothing more beautiful than cantering along on horseback in a forest of sparkling, freshly powdered trees and white virgin trails. Unfortunately, that's outweighed by frozen cars that don't want to start, shoveling snow, scraping ice off windshields, bundling in a coat so heavy that you resemble Randy in "A Christmas Story," and feeling your lungs burn with every breath as they struggled to take in the icy air.<br /><br />In Florida, we get a few freeze warnings every winter, but ice and snow are a thing of the past. It's gotten to the point where I've forgotten that things are different in other parts of the country. In January, I watch commercials with people making snowmen and shoveling their walkways, and I chalk the snow up to mythical status, along with unicorns and Yetis. Yes, I know people who claim to have seen it. At one point in my life, I thought I saw it myself, but now I know it's just a faulty memory. To reassure myself, I glance out the window and admire the green grass and swaying palm trees.<br /><br />Sometimes I stumble on the Weather Channel while flicking through cable's overwhelming offerings. I hear about winter storm warnings and see scenes of icy roads and big, wet snowflakes falling against the backdrop of the Chicago skyline. Something stirs in my memory, but there's no sense of loss or homesickness, just a sign of relief.<br /><br />Once upon a time I was an old hand at driving in snow and ice. My attitude, like that of my fellow Chicago residents, was, "There's a blizzard outside? So what? I need to get to da Jewels!" I'd chip my vehicle out of its snow mound, hop behind the wheel, and fishtail my way off to the grocery store or to work or wherever.<br /><br />Now, although I'd like to think I haven't lost my winter driving skills, I suspect I'd be clueless if I were suddenly dropped on a road in the midst of a Midwest snowstorm. Still, even if I've lost that knack, I've gained the ability to drive in an almost solid sheet of water. With Florida's sudden, vicious thunderstorms that happens pretty much every afternoon. After the initial panic, you learn how to drive through the waterfall on faith, with no idea whether there's open road or a truck full of explosive fuel in front of you.<br /><br />In Florida, you lose your sense of the time of year. Sure, I know intellectually that it's December, January, and February, but those month names mean nothing special to me. In Chicago, they signified a bleak, gray, seemingly endless parade of cold. In Florida, they're just three out of the 12 months, chillier and drier than the summer, but not extreme enough to make that much of a difference. Sometimes I totally forget that it's winter until I see a weather report from another part of the country and it clicks in my mind, "Yes, it's actually snowing elsewhere."<br /><br />If I were still in Chicago, I wouldn't be thinking about flowers until late May. In Celebration, I'm already planning the next round of flowers for my garden. The previous round, planted in December, would still be going strong if the local deer hadn't decided that they make a good buffet.<br /><br />I've gotten spoiled by my new reality. Hopefully for the rest of my life I'll put on my heavy coat when the temperature dips below 70, tend my flowers all year 'round, and forget that winter ever meant anything more than a mild chill.<br /><br />If you'd like to read the early years of my blog as an ebook on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mickey-Mouse-Neighbor-Celebration-ebook/dp/B0076B3MQU/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1328633465&sr=1-1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mickey-mouse-is-my-neighbor-barbara-nefer/1108615281?ean=2940014007948" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook.</a> My other books include:<br /><ul><li>Complete eBook Guide to Legoland Florida on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Legoland-Florida-Pocket-ebook/dp/B0073XD9NM/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> and <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/complete-ebook-guide-to-legoland-florida-barbara-nefer/1108526906?ean=2940014091589" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>Complete eBook Guide to SeaWorld Orlando: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Complete-SeaWorld-Orlando-Pocket-ebook/dp/B006UNKLUU/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_6" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/theme-park-in-your-pocket-series-barbara-nefer/1108166411" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>Legoland for Adults: 12 Tips to Enjoy Your Trip: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Legoland-Florida-Adults-Enjoy-ebook/dp/B007BYC55Q/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_12" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/legoland-florida-for-adults-barbara-nefer/1108953617?ean=2940013966895" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook.</a></li><li>15 Tips for Saving Money on Disney Cruise Line: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Saving-Disney-Vacation-Building-ebook/dp/B00728PIH8/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/15-tips-for-saving-money-on-your-disney-cruise-line-vacation-barbara-nefer/1108443897?ean=2940014059374" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>25 Tips for Visiting Disney World With Babies, Toddlers & Young Kids: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Visiting-Toddlers-Building-Vacation-ebook/dp/B0071HLRWU/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_5" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/25-tips-for-visiting-disney-world-with-babies-toddlers-and-young-kids-barbara-nefer/1108374613?ean=2940014052122" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nook</a></li><li>5 Steps to Your Own Internet Travel Agency: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Steps-Internet-Travel-Agency-ebook/dp/B006R1TGBK/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_4" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kindle</a></li></ul>Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-50003870413258161682012-02-07T09:22:00.000-08:002012-02-07T09:34:39.897-08:00Mickey Mouse is My NeighborWell, I've finally done it. I've long wanted to adapt my Celebration, FL, blog into a book, and I finally released the eBook on <a href="http://amzn.to/ykc4tz">Amazon</a> for Kindle and <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mickey-mouse-is-my-neighbor-barbara-nefer/1108615281?ean=2940014007948">Barnes & Noble</a> for Nook. If you read my blog regularly, you'll already know the stories of stalking Davy Jones, fighting rampant Florida wildlife, visiting the nudist camp, and the like. I took my favorite blog entries for the first two years, edited them a bit, and put them together into an easy package.<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-p1anHBwKaiY/TzFglhHTsHI/AAAAAAAAArs/zQ72AoFFwak/s1600/book.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-p1anHBwKaiY/TzFglhHTsHI/AAAAAAAAArs/zQ72AoFFwak/s320/book.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706448400515575922" border="0" /></a><br /><br />As I worked on the book, I was amazed at how much has changed since I started this blog back in 2004. I lamented about how the proposed condos would worsen the parking problems downtown and how, at the time, there was no viable solution on the table. Guess what? Parking is even more of a nightmare, particularly during special events, and no solution ever materialized. Worse yet, the housing bubble burst just in time to burn pretty much everyone who bought those condos.<br /><br />I also lamented about Water Tower Place. Little did I know that the failure of Goodings and the initial store closures were just the start of a dizzying revolving door of businesses that opened and closed shortly thereafter, sometimes literally overnight. Hopefully the coming of Publix will give that story a happy ending.<br /><br />Celebration is a much different town now. Many of the old special events are gone, but the fake leaves and snow still fall on Market Street and we still have some pretty cool happenings. Our town isn't nearly as pristine as it once was. Just about every street, including mine, has at least one obvious foreclosure. We also had our first official murder and a horribly tragic incident involving police barricades and a suicide. Both of those incidents made national news because, of course, we're the "Disney Town," and things like that shouldn't happen here. In reality, I'm amazed that it took for long for major tragedy to touch us.<br /><br />Our little town, nestled just outside of Disney World, is all grown up now, with the attendant woes of adolescence and adulthood. There's still no place I'd rather be, and I'm already wondering what I'll think when I look back on this period in my blog a few years down the road. I hope I'm still as happy here then as I still am now.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-23536374295999324132012-02-06T10:01:00.000-08:002012-02-06T11:06:36.397-08:00Why Pay Full Price?Living in Tourist Land has its disadvantages, like traffic and crowds during peak seasons, but the advantages far outweigh them. The most obvious upside is living next door to Disney World and within spitting distance of the other big attractions. A lesser known, but very handy, advantage is rarely paying full price for things like attractions and food.<br /><br />Sure, we have all the usual coupons, like the postal bombardment of handy-dandy Bed Bath & Beyond discounts that come in handy for stocking up on K-Cups and restaurant deals from joining various e-clubs, but being in a touristy area means that things are kicked up a notch. Many of the local souvenir shops, restaurants, and hotels have racks full of brochures and books. Inside the pages of those innocent-seeming glossy publications is a treasure trove of ways to save money.<br /><br />Going to one of the attractions on I-Drive or a Kissimmee dinner show? Don't do it without looking for a coupon first. Ditto for offbeat activities. Everything from horseback riding stables to hot air balloon companies to air boat rides can be had at a discount because they need a hook to attract you away from Disney's dominance and the lure of Harry Potter. You won't find deals from the major parks, mainly because they don't have to give you a deal, but if you want to expand your horizons to other experiences, like zip lining, helicopter jaunts, or indoor surfing, you should never pay full price to do so.<br /><br />There are lots of coupons for local restaurants, too. You'll find everything from a straightforward percent off your bill to a free drink or appetizer or kids' meal. I love the Ahi tuna salad at Houlihan's, so I have a stash of 10 percent off coupons for when I get that raw fish urge.<br /><br />There's only one slight hazard in taking advantage of the discounts. Some of the book racks are located in peaceful places, while others are near "ticket sales booths" that are really thinly disguised timeshare baiting spots. Joe Tourist has just arrived in town, and he's not sure what the family wants to do other than visit the Mouse. He's lured over to the colorful brochure rack, and as he stands there with his head spinning from the sheer volume of offerings, the salesman smells his confusion and goes in for the kill.<br /><br />"Interested in _____?" (Fill in the blank with an appropriate theme park/dinner show/attraction.) "I can get you really cheap tickets, or how about free?"<br /><br />"Free?" Joe Tourist likes that word, and the logical part of his brain is still shorting from trying to compute the attraction overload.<br /><br />"Well, all you have to do is take a little tour. Just a short one. Give me one hour of your time and these free tickets are yours."<br /><br />If Joe doesn't regain his common sense really fast, he's going to be off for a four-hour ordeal and be several thousand dollars poorer due to his new timeshare ownership by the end of the day.<br /><br />That sort of thing poses no problems for jaded locals. As soon as the slickster starts his lure-her-in spiel, I give him the evil eye and say, "Don't bother. I'm a local," as I load up on my coupon book bounty.<br /><br />I belong to a vast array of eclubs, too, since we've got virtually every chain you can name in the Celebration area. The only chain missing from Florida that I'd really love to see spring up is Culver's. Their burgers put McDonald's cardboard food to shame, and they have the most blissfully decadent and calorie laden custard you can imagine.<br /><br />Other than that, I'm pretty well set for dining options. My favorite chain is Sweet Tomatoes, which is basically a salad bar on steroids. Throw in lots of soup and bread options and soft service ice cream (and usually a cobbler or something similar) for dessert, and that's pretty much what it is. They send weekly coupons, and they're got a really convenient restaurant on West 192, near the 429 tollway, so those advantages all combine into a perfect storm of attraction for me.<br /><br />Sometimes I think businesses are sorry they offered a deal. I love Logan's steakhouse, which is right across 192 from Celebration, as well as in other nearby locations. They recently sent out a coupon for a buy-one-get-one-free meal on Super Bowl Sunday, no doubt hoping it would lure in football fans on what would otherwise be a deserted night.<br /><br />Unfortunately for the restaurant, people decided to take advantage of the coupon in droves, but early in the day. We needed to go shopping, so we went to a different Logan's around lunchtime and were stunned by the sheer mass of people overrunning the parking lot and spilling out the door, freshly printed-out coupons in their grubby little hands.<br /><br />We actually got seated fairly quickly, and then I proceeded to watch the circus show. People would come in big parties, then insist on a bunch of separate checks so they could use as many coupons as possible. I pitied the poor servers who were trying to make sense of the mayhem. I'm sure they were glad that hubby and I were only a party of two so we couldn't pull the "I know there's 20 of us, and we didn't tell you before hand, but we want to pair off into 10 checks with two people each now, and here's our 10 coupons" routine.<br /><br />Fortunately things are usually much more calm and straightforward. You bring your coupon, present it, get your discount, and have a little extra money in your pocket as a result of living in Tourist Land. And then you'll burn up the savings by sitting in endless streams of traffic as your engine combusts all that extra gas.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-55506416788506032712012-02-01T19:00:00.000-08:002012-02-01T19:11:58.171-08:00The Secret is Finally Out and Publix is Finally InNot too long ago, I blogged about the worst kept secret in Osceola County: that Publix is coming to the Water Tower shopping center that sits on the edge of Celebration, right at the interaction of Celebration Avenue and 192. It's languished ever since it was built, going through stores like Snooki goes through nooki partners.<br /><br />Below, in its entirety, is the press release that finally confirms the coming of Publix:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">CLARION PARTNERS ACQUIRES SHOPPING CENTER IN</span><br style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">CELEBRATION, FLORIDA FOR $18.3 MILLION</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">NEW YORK – Clarion Partners, a leading real estate investment manager, has</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">acquired the Water Tower Shoppes, a 120,000 square foot neighborhood</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">shopping center in Celebration, Florida for $18.3 million, it was announced today.</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The acquisition was made on behalf of a commingled fund advised by Clarion.</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Celebration is an award-winning planned community located in central</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Florida, approximately 20 miles southwest of downtown Orlando and within easy</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">driving distance of Walt Disney World and other major Florida attractions. As</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">envisioned by the Disney Development Company, it features a small town</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">aesthetic and buildings designed by world-class architects, including Michael</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Graves, Philip Johnson, and Robert M. Stern.</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Water Tower Shoppes is a “village” configuration, located at the</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">entrance to the town at the intersection of Celebration Avenue and US 192.</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Current tenants include SunTrust, Exxon, and Chick-fil-A. Following the</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">acquisition, Clarion, together with development manager and leasing agent</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Crossman & Company, plans to begin redevelopment of the center, including the</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">introduction of Publix, a dominant grocery chain, to anchor the center.</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Celebration benefits from the area’s moderate living costs and from its</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">proximity to one of the country’s major vacation destinations, where a recovery in</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">the tourism industry is driving renewed growth. Median household income in the</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">town is approximately 42 percent above that of the greater metropolitan area.</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Demand for retail space is expected to strengthen in 2012, while limited new</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">construction is likely to help reduce vacancy rates over the next several years.</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">“Celebration is a unique place in a great location with very attractive</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">demographics,” said Marc DeLuca, Director at Clarion. “We are pleased to have</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">New York, February 1, 2012</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">the opportunity to acquire the Water Tower Shoppes center, and look forward to</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">further enhancing the shopping experience there for residents of the town.”</span><br /><br />Not only am I glad that eventually I won't have to leave The Bubble to buy groceries, but I'm also hoping that new ownership brings some stability to the revolving door of tenants who have come and gone at Water Tower over the years. The names include chains like Planet Smoothie and a short-lived Ace Hardware, along with independent stores like coffee shops, restaurants, vitamin shops, and even an indoor kids' playground. The latest casualty was Magic Nails, a manicure and pedicure salon that disappeared pretty much literally overnight.<br /><br />Does Publix have what it takes to wrestle Water Tower out of its death throes and give it new life? It's certainly a well-known brand name here in Florida, and the Publix just down the road does a healthy business. Presumably that one will close when ours opens, but will its customers follow it down the road?<br /><br />Only time will tell, but I'm glad Captain Obvious has finally spoken and the store is confirmed once and for all.<br /><br />If you're planning to visit Legoland Florida, I just released a comprehensive ebook guide available for both <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Legoland-Florida-Pocket-ebook/dp/B0073XD9NM/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1328133224&sr=1-1">Kindle</a> and <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/barbara-nefer-legoland-florida?keyword=barbara+nefer+legoland+florida&store=allproducts">Nook.</a>Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-1821663127228532002012-01-23T09:25:00.001-08:002012-01-23T09:58:16.727-08:00The Good Ship AxiomWall-E is one of my favorite Disney movies, but probably not for the traditional reasons. Yes, it's a cute unconventional love story, and yes, it's loaded with physical humor to make the kids (and plenty of adults) laugh, but I love its wry commentary on today's society. The only part I don't quite understand is the end.<br /><br />If you're one of the dozen or so people who missed this movie, it's set in a future world where Earth is so badly contaminated that humanity loads up on luxury space ships to live in the cosmos while robots clean the planet. After 700 years the robots have pretty much all disintegrated into useless rubble piles, with the exception of Wall-E, and the planet is still a rotting monument to the dangers of excess and mass consumption.<br /><br />Meanwhile, the humans on the Axiom, flagship of the starship fleet, live in happy oblivion. Through a combination of lessened gravity and doing pretty much nothing but eating and video conferencing, they're all immobile flesh lumps that get around on flying ECVs. They don't even have to chew anymore, since robots deliver slurpable delicacies like "cupcake in a cup."<br /><br />Living in Celebration means visiting the theme parks a lot, and every day I see us move closer and closer to Wall-E society. The ECV percentage grows higher by leaps and bounds. Many are genuinely needed by people with obvious or hidden disabilities, but hang out at the parks long enough and you'll hear perfectly healthy people laughing about how they used to stupidly waste energy using their legs until they discovered they could simply drive around. I've literally seen entire groups driving around in massive ECV fleets. I figure that Brazilian tour groups on ECVs are not too far in the future.<br /><br />Better yet, we're inching ever closer to Cupcake in a Cup. At Universal during the Christmas season, there was a food wagon serving delicacies like Taco in a Cone and Turkey and Mashed Potatoes in a Cone.<br /><br />At the end of Wall-E, evidence of earthly sustainability, in the form of a lone plant, lures the Axiom back to the planet, where the human blobs suddenly gain the ability to not only walk but to farm, fish, and otherwise create a new society. Cue the Disney happy ending music.<br /><br />The part I don't understand is, why the hell would they want to leave the Axiom? They're basically living in paradise, with robots attending to every need, and apparently with no need for work or money. Then suddenly they're opting for a hardscrabble existence on a hostile planet. It's not like they have any direct connection to Earth; they didn't even know it existed until the same day they go back. They've been in space for seven hundred years, which equals quite a few generations, so the Axiom and its lifestyle is what they know as home.<br /><br />I've been on 80-something Disney cruises, and I like to joke that the ships are my version of the Axiom. There's food for the asking 24 hours a day and such a wide array of on-board activities that I rarely bother to get off at the ports, other than Castaway Cay. When you play Bingo, you don't even have to watch your card because an automated Bingo-bot does it for you. Let's see...I have the choice of staying on the ship for the rest of my life, free of charge, as compared to a rebuilding a post-apocalyptic Earth. Isn't it a no-brainer?<br /><br />Disney loves making sequel after sequel to its movies, so I figure another Wall-E installment isn't too far around the bend. Forget the happy scenes on the closing credits of the original movie, where the humans miraculously turned into svelte, athletic types living in a world suddenly teaming with earthly and aquatic life and tasty crops. If they go with reality, the Axiom refugees will waddle out, take one look at their supposed home world, and mutiny for an immediate return to space. And I'd be right there with 'em.<br /><br />I'm dabbling in the world of fiction now myself. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Part-Time-Princess-Fantasy-Romance-ebook/dp/B00704KU04">Click here</a> to read the first chapter of my romance novella series, Fantasy Land, featuring the Orlando theme parks as its backdrop. The town of Celebration will be making an appearance in the second book.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-1803555703466443012012-01-18T07:32:00.000-08:002012-01-19T09:38:15.134-08:00Every Show is JerryIf you've ever seen the Sylvester Stallone/Wesley Snipes action movie "Demolition Man," you'll probably remember that in the future, every restaurant is Taco Bell. Apparently there was some sort of franchise war and Taco Bell won out. Thus, in a thinly veiled product placement move, the movie depicts a world where every eatery, from the most humble to the priciest gourmet hotspot, is called Taco Bell.<br /><br />I'm afraid that something similar is happening in real life. Somehow every television show is becoming Jerry Springer (or Maury or take your pick of any other "I don't know who my baby's daddy is and besides I used to be a man and before that I was an alien and I'm in a polygamous semi-gay marriage to my own brother and sister" daytime sleaze show).<br /><br />I'm not a big fan of mainstream television, other than (inexplicably) "The Office." I'm more about animated shows, like Fox's Sunday night cartoons, "South Park," "Futurama," and the new "Beavis and Butthead." TV is more of a guilty pleasure for me than an integral part of my life, sort of like mental corn chips.<br /><br />My biggest guilty pleasure has always been the court shows, starting out with "The Peoples Court" and Judge Wapner back in the 1980s. Now, of course, my options have expanded into a crazed conglomeration of Judge Judy, Judge Mathis, Judge Joe Brown, Judge Alex, and the like. But alas, over the past few years, I've noticed a distinct Jerry-ization of my beloved court shows. Once upon a time they were all about cases of car crashes, store rip-offs, broken business contracts and the like...things you might really see in a small claims court.<br /><br />Today, you're more likely to see "I caught my baby momma in bed with my best friend, so now I'm suing her for some money I have her that was a gift but now I decided it was a loan" or "I caught my boyfriend boffing my sister so he's suing me for pouring bleach all over his clothes, but the bastard deserved it." Worse yet, the court shows resemble Jerry et. al. to the point of screaming, fist-shaking arguments between the participants. I can't wait to see which show takes the Emmy-grabbing leap of having one side attack the other with a chair before the bailiff steps in with a taser.<br /><br />Okay, so it's bad enough with the court shows. The drama llama content has driven me away from Judge Mathis almost completely, and Judges Joe, Marilyn, and Judy are teetering on the slippery slope (although Judy's still the most "I don't take no shit...shut up and stick to the case" of the bunch). But now Jerry-ism has invaded my one other bastion of television enjoyment: "Hoarders."<br /><br />Having grown up with a hoarder, although in a home not nearly as bad as those portrayed on TV, and being a counselor, "Hoaders" and some of the other A&E and Discovery reality shows like "My Strange Addiction" fascinate me. Once upon a time "Hoarders" followed a simple, predictable, but enjoyable timeline. You meet the hoarder, plus some family and friends. You get a little of the background story. Professionals descend on the hoarder and house. The hoarder may or may not cooperate. The house either ends up cleaned or it stays a hellacious mess. An epilogue flashes on the screen. The End. Simple, easy-to-eat-and-digest junk food for the brain.<br /><br />Of course, there were notable horrors like the woman who pooped in diapers since her toilet didn't work, then simply tossed them in a pile inside the house or the people in multiple episodes with dead cats and kittens buried among their hoards ("Hmmm, I haven't seen Fluffy lately. On an unrelated note, I wonder why my household stench is getting even worse.") or the family who said they never cleaned their coffee makers and that they simply got a new one when the old ones got maggots (how the hell do you get maggots in a coffee maker?!). That was plenty of drama for me.<br /><br />Now "Hoarders" has hopped on the Jerry bandwagon. Every episode features some sort of talk show-esque surprise, like a long-lost estranged family member appearing out of the blue or the hoarder collapsing in the filth and being hauled away in an ambulance. The old poop and maggot shows are nothing anymore as the producers search for ever more horrifying homes. Poop bags in one room are nothing now that homes have been featured with human feces and urine in literally every room. Every week it seems that house has even more animals corpses than the week before or a greater variety of bugs and vermin.<br /><br />I enjoy sensationalism as much as the next person, but for God's sake, stick to the topic at hand. Give me hoarders, not dysfunctional family fighting or animal abuse. I can watch other shows to get plenty of that, like Jerry and his ilk and "Animal Cops." Go a little more slowly rather than trying to top the last show every week. First, it eventually desensitizes the audience to the horror. Second, eventually you run out of ways to top yourself unless you feature a roofless house with trash and human waste stacked 10 feet above the roof line and entire zoo of endangered animals crushed to death in its basement.<br /><br />I'm still watching "Hoarders," but pretty soon it's probably going to join the list of other Season Passes deleted from the Tivo. Maybe I'll just give in and start watching Jerry, Maury, and the rest of the clones since every other TV show mimics them anyway. Might as well just go to the source.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-9617119025034828462012-01-18T06:35:00.000-08:002012-01-18T07:05:52.519-08:00Cult of the KeurigNormally my husband and I do an extravagant mutual Christmas present. For example, last year we did the <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/seaworld-behind-the-scenes-see-rescue-facilities-on-marine-mammal-keeper-tour">Marine Mammal Keeper Experience at SeaWorld,</a> an all-day affair that takes you behind the scenes and let you interact closely with sea lions, dolphins, manatees, and more. It's a fun but pricey proposition.<br /><br />This year, however, tight finances dictated something smaller and more practical. We had no idea what to get. We thought we might even end up skipping the gift altogether. Duloc Manor is well equipped with everything we need, which is why past gifts were "we'd never do that otherwise" sorts of things. Then it happened: one pre-Christmas day as we strolled the aisles of Publix, we suddenly walked into the Cult of the Keurig.<br /><br />Actually, it was only unknowing for me. My husband, who outpaces me in coffee drinking by a margin of 4 to 1, was already familiar with Keurig brewers, which use little pre-measured plastic containers to make fresh, hot, individual cups. Apparently his employer used to have a Keurig for the office. Back when I worked in an office, things were done the old-fashioned way. The cafeteria workers brewed coffee in regular pots, dumped it into air pots, and we pumped out cups for purchase. In Duloc Manor, I either used my little 4-cup machine or waited for hubby to brew some coffee in his aging and complicated Starbucks coffee maker.<br /><br />I should probably mention that we're both flavored coffee fiends. I can't remember the last time a pot of plain coffee was brewed in our household. We were into flavors even before we moved to Celebration. Once we got here, the proximity of Barnies, with its wondrous array of tantalizing tastes like Sweetheart Blend (chocolate and cherries) and Cool Cafe Blues (don't know, but it comes directly from Heaven) kept us well stocked. The Celebration Barnies turned into a Starbucks, but we found two others within a reasonable striking distance where we could still stock up.<br /><br />Anyway, on that fateful day I was off looking for something in another aisle while hubby headed for the dairy case. I found him stopped at a sample table, which is quite unusual. I'm usually game to try samples, while he almost always rejects them. Turns out a demo person was handing out fresh-brewed cups of coffee made with a Keurig, and his caffeine addicted brain couldn't resist.<br /><br />I was mildly intrigued, since I'd seen many flavored Keurig packs in the coffee aisle every time we were down there (besides Barnies, we buy flavors from other brands). Turns out there was a sale on Keurig coffee makers...yes, a coffee maker sale at Publix. Not exactly the place I'd choose to come searching for one, but I've seen stranger things.<br /><br />We'd been half-assed looking for a new coffee pot, mostly at my urging, since hubby's Starbucks brewer was looking decidedly aged. They don't sell that style anymore, and he's very precise about coffee makers, so even though we browsed the coffee maker aisle whenever we were in a big box store, prospects weren't good for actually buying one.<br /><br />The demo person told us that the Keurigs were on sale, plus she had a coupon for additional money off. Out came the smart phone to compare prices. Sure enough, the Publix price was actually a very good deal. The Keurig was still a pricey proposition as far as coffee makers go. Could we justify it? We decided then and there that it would be 2011's mutual Christmas gift.<br /><br />Of course, now that we had a fancy new coffee maker, we had to accessorize it. We headed out to Bed Bath & Beyond with a sheaf of coupons to get an attachment that lets you use regular beans in the Keurig (for hubby...I'm just fine with the special packets), a storage drawer that goes under the pot to keep a handy supply of Keurig packets available for fast caffeine fixes, and of course a smorgasbord of flavored coffees. Yes, it's a little weird to buy your coffee at Bed Bath & Beyond, but their regular price isn't bad and it becomes irresistible once you throw in the coupons.<br /><br />Now that we've got our Keurig, I haven't brewed a regular cup of coffee since we brought it home. My 4-cup coffee maker is in a cabinet, and hubby's old machine went out in the trash. The Keurig sits faithfully waiting on the counter, ready to brew a fresh, hot cup within seconds. We don't have to fight over flavors anymore. We rummage around in the drawer and pick our individual selections. The only minor Keurig-related conflicts are, "You left your pack in the coffee maker" and "Am I the only one who ever puts water in this thing?"<br /><br />The only downside to the Cult of the Keurig is that it's upped my coffee consumption. I used to drink a cup a day, and maybe I'd have a second one if hubby brewed up a flavor I liked later in the day. I wasn't tempted to have much more, since the Starbucks coffee maker had no warmer and the lid to the insulated pot got lost some time in the distant past. That meant drinking cold coffee unless I grabbed it as soon as it finished brewing. Granted, I could have used my own small pot, but the hot plate always scorches the bottom of the coffee and gives it that unmistakable "scorch taste."<br /><br />Now the coffee is always fresh, hot, and exactly the flavor I want. I'm up to between two and three cups a day. I'm firmly in the Cult of the Keurig, and even though our Christmas gift this year was much more modest than those in years past, it's the gift that keeps on giving all year long.<br /><br />I've got several books for Kindle out, including guides to SeaWorld and Disney World, as well as a guide to starting your own home-based travel agency. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Barbara-Nefer/e/B00294JT6G/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1">Click here</a> for the list on Amazon,Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-57347874019302793142012-01-13T21:04:00.001-08:002012-01-14T10:10:43.911-08:00The Worst Kept SecretOnce upon a time, many, many years ago, the Water Tower Place shopping center on the edge of Celebration, poised at Celebration Avenue and 192, had a grocery store called Goodings. It opened, stumbled along for a couple of months, then closed its doors for good. Sadly, it wasn't alone, as a whole parade of stores followed as victims of the poorly-planned commercial center. There was Planet Smoothie, a video store, multiple coffee shops and restaurants, an electronics store, a vitamin shop, a clothing boutique, and too many more to list.<br /><br />Water Tower Place had several things working against it from Day One. First, its signs are nearly invisible from 192. Celebration doesn't have the population density to support the center on its own, yet the tourists who might bring their precious dollars never know it's there. Second, its design is insanely bad. The entrances are awkward, the buildings are arranged illogically, and a hunk of land, loosely known as a "park," was plopped down in the parking lot for no reason other than to further doom any chance of success.<br /><br />A few businesses have managed to cling to life, among them two bank branches, Joe's Crab Shack, Chik-Fil-A, Mobil, and a Goodyear that recently converted to a Pep Boys. But overall, by starting a business in Water Tower, you were essentially conceding instant defeat. Ironically, stores like CVS and Starbucks thrive just across the street. I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact that they're highly visible from 192, have easy entrances and exits, and huge eye-grabbing signs.<br /><br />The game changed recently when one of the worst-kept secrets in Celebration leaked out. I heard about it early on, since I'm involved with the library and it required closure/moving of our little Celebration branch, which is located in Water Tower Place. Word was that a grocery store with a name beginning with the letter P was going to grab a massive hunk of space, including the former Goodings and the wing that contained the library. P...Publix...not hard to deduce.<br /><br />Of course, there's a Publix just a few blocks away on the other side of 192, but who's to say it wouldn't move if Water Tower offered a sweeter deal? They don't own their current building, so moving would be inconvenient but possible. Employees I spoke to at the store when the rumors first gained steam acted like the new store was common knowledge<br /><br />Speculation was rampant on The Front Porch, our community intranet. Dare we hope for a place to shop that wouldn't force us to leave The Bubble? Then, in October, someone dug up some <a href="http://www.blogger.com/Back%20in%20October:%20http://my.sfwmd.gov/cmsdk/content/ifs/apps/RegDocFolder/Applications/111006-10watertowershoppesc-10%20grading%20plan97978.pdf">interesting plans</a> that pretty much confirmed the unspoken but widely known fact.<br /><br />Now the <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/orlando/print-edition/2011/10/21/new-publix-planned-for-water-tower.html?page=all">Orlando Business Journal</a> has picked up on our poorly kept secret. No one from Publix or Water Tower will confirm the information, but that's not really necessary anyway. If I had some big bucks to bet, I'd wager them on a grocery store finally returning to the derelict little shopping center. It's a good think for Celebration and also for the few remaining merchants, who might get some foot traffic to help them stay afloat. Of course, I'm banking on the fact that the Power of Publix will mean razing the pathetic little park, making some real driveways, and maybe even placing a sign among the huge, gaudy neon billboards proclaiming every other store and restaurant in the area other than those in Water Tower.<br /><br />Will Publix break the Water Tower Curse, or will the curse claim Publix? We'll know in a year or two.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-44071491588513559032012-01-13T15:24:00.000-08:002012-01-13T16:31:38.177-08:00Yes, That Car Costs More Than My HouseDuloc Manor is a modest place. It's a cute little triplex with plenty of space for me, my husband, our assorted cats, and bird. We luckily bought it before the real estate bubble had its nuclear bust and plunged people who were once awash in excess equity into the depths of Upside Down Mortgage Hell. It's worth about the same now as when we bought it, which is a big positive in these dark recession days.<br /><br />Today, hubby had a chance to drive a sweet Lamborghini Superleggera (pictured below) at the media preview of the new <a href="http://www.exoticdriving.com/">Exotic Driving Experience</a> at Disney World:<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1oUz237SvJE/TxDK2f1pevI/AAAAAAAAArg/0bYyXl77Ppo/s1600/tempf.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1oUz237SvJE/TxDK2f1pevI/AAAAAAAAArg/0bYyXl77Ppo/s320/tempf.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5697276566231939826" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The experience kicks off officially on Jan. 16 at the Walt Disney World Speedway, which is also the longtime home of the Richard Petty Driving Experience. You can still drive a NASCAR vehicle if you want pure speed, but now you can book a few rounds in a Lamborghini, Ferrari, Porsche, or Audi and feel a combination of land-flight on the straightaway and superior handling on a new course addition.<br /><br />Prices start at $199, although the car my husband tried costs $339 to drive. Out of curiosity, I looked up its MSRP online, and it starts at $260,000. Yes, that gorgeous hunk of sports car costs over a quarter of a million dollars. If I sold Duloc Manor right now for market price, I'd still have to rustle up some big bucks to put that baby in my garage. Oh wait, I wouldn't have a garage anymore! Still, I'd look pretty cool living in it over in the parking lot near Publix where all the truck cabs and campers hang out.<br /><br />The Porsche, which is the $199 car, is a relative bargain-basement vehicle with a $100,500 purchase price. That's still pretty rich for the blood of someone who drives a four-year-old Saturn Vue and who makes the car dealers cringe when she whips out her paperwork and boldly declares, "I'll pay you a little over invoice, but I won't pay for the overpriced tint and pinstripes, so you're going to have to throw them it in since they're already on the car. That ridiculous rip-off 'dealer fee' had better be deducted somewhere in the paperwork, and don't whine that you're not making any money when I know you get a holdback."<br /><br />Still, even though I'm an automotive miser when it comes to my personal vehicle, I can certainly admire the power and majesty of high-end exotic cars that would do a dozen rings around my sputtering Vue before I could even press the accelerator.<br /><br />I let my husband drive the Lamborghini today because he didn't get to go to <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/free-event-main-street-motion-is-test-track-for-adults-at-epcot-this-weekend">Mainstreet in Motion</a> last year. Mainstreet in Motion is a massive test drive at Epcot, sponsored by GM but featuring cars from a wide variety of manufacturers. I got to drive a muscle car there, although the short course, set up in the parking lot, didn't give me space to really open it up. Hubby was able make the Lamborghini show its stuff, since the Exotic Driving Experience uses part of the existing speedway track to feel the raw speed, as well as a new addition where you can test the handling.<br /><br />I posted a video of hubby's ride experience <a href="http://exm.nr/Aesrl4">in my Examiner column.</a> I'll admit to feeling just a bit jealous as I watched him whip around the course, but he's a die-hard NASCAR fan so I figured he'd have the most appreciation. I know there's a big difference between race cars and exotics, but with guys it usually still comes down to speed, and the exotic cars at Disney have plenty of that.<br /><br />Now we're back at home, slumming it at Duloc Manor. Just down World Drive, there's well over a million dollars worth of automotive luxury waiting to welcome the first paying riders on Monday. The kids have Autopia at the Magic Kingdom and Test Track at Epcot, and now the "big kids" have a car ride, too.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-69325299772508885322012-01-11T06:13:00.000-08:002012-01-11T06:16:01.610-08:00The Dark Icon<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Since Downtown Celebration's earliest days, it had a bright neon icon: the Art Deco-style towers of the AMC Celebration movie theater. Like neighborhoods of the past, Celebration featured its own movie theater. Its sign became a symbol of Celebration, appearing in countless tourist photos and news stories about the town. </p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">With only two screens, the AMC Celebration was downright tiny by today's MegaUltraPlex 100 Screen monstrosities. It reminded me of my childhood in Chicago, when it seemed that every city neighborhood and suburb had its own movie house.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I grew up going to movie theaters with names like the Roseland, State, Normal, and Lyric. They were small affairs, with only one screen each, but their artery-clogging butter-clotted popcorn was a taste treat unlike the sterile kernels served up today, and you got a double feature for your money.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">If you went to a weekend matinee and liked the movies (or just wanted to hang out with your friends), you could stay to see them again and no one would kick you out. The seats were ragged, the floors were sticky, but those old-time movie theaters were neighborhood staples.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Alas, as the years progressed, they closed down one by one as the March of the Shopping Mall Cineplexes ground them down under its boot heels. For a while, you could still find one or two ancient theaters struggling for survival, but they'd be showing second-run dollar-admission fare that was already released on DVD.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">The AMC Celebration was an anomaly, especially with the Downtown Disney AMC theaters just a hop, skip, and jump away. Even in its earliest days, it was never crowded, and the handful of people dwindled each time I went there. The last time I ever saw a movie there, I think there was only one other party in the whole theater.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Its fate was sealed just as surely as the fate of those other neighborhood venues. The AMC Celebration finally shut its doors for good. It was soon a blight on the face of downtown, with ripped, faded posters and a general look of abandonment and despair. Worse yet, someone threw the switch on the famous neon beacons. The unofficial town icon was dark, shabby, and desolate.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">In a way, I supposed it was somewhat appropriate. The pre-real estate bubble Celebration I'd known many years ago had given way to a post-bubble wasteland. While it certainly doesn't look as bad as some Florida neighborhoods, it's not uncommon to see at least one unkempt, disheveled foreclosure on just about every block. You'll see a row of pristine homes, and smack dab in the center of them is a place (or two) with faded paint, a jungle lawn, mildew-encrusted stares, and blank, empty-eyed windows. Celebration might be just eight miles from the Magic Kingdom's gates, but it's certainly no Fantasyland immune to economic troubles.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">There's been an ongoing local outcry about the theater. It remains empty and lonely because of a rumored legal battle between AMC and Lexin, the downtown's owner. Nothing else can locate there as long as it's tied up in strangulation-tight red tape. Meanwhile, the icon stayed dark, a victim of cruel circumstance and the economy.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Then one day, as Christmas was approaching, the people of Celebration looked up into the sky and saw a miracle. No, it wasn't the Christmas star, It was the Art Deco towers once again shining in all their neon glory. I don't know how or why, but somehow they got turned on again. Perhaps it would've just looked to shabby to have them darkened for the nightly holiday snowfalls. Tourists who come to Celebration want to embrace the fantasy of the “Disney town,” not be slapped in the eyeballs with the reality that we're just a hard-hit place like anywhere else in this recession.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I have no idea what the theater's ultimate fate will be. Since I've moved to town, Downtown Celebration has been a veritable revolving door of businesses, with shops closing their doors with roughly the same frequency as gators are spotted in the lake. Thus far, another shop usually springs up to replace the casualties, but you can see obvious vacancies now, in addition to the theater.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">In the meantime, the icon still lights of the night, a memory of what once was...and, dare I hope, what might be again in the future.</p>Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-19028521376411458022012-01-07T14:12:00.000-08:002012-01-07T16:26:40.300-08:00The Cult of the Black CatAs I wrote yesterday, my husband and I went to Disney's Hollywood Studios for one last taste of Christmas in the form of the Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights. I don't like to go right around the holidays, since I'm not fond of feeling like I'm being smooshed like a pancake in the midst of a massive press of humanity akin to Times Square on New Years Eve. Granted, there were still a lot of people, since some of the marathon runners who were down for the event this weekend wandered over, but it was only a miniature mob scene.<br /><br />There are so many wonderful additions to the Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights this year. I'm sad that its originator, Jennings Osborne of Arkansas, <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/sad-day-for-disney-world-osborne-lights-fans-jennings-osborne-passes-away">passed away earlier this year</a> and didn't see the latest incarnation. When he started decorating his home Clark Griswold style many, many years ago, and eventually sent his millions of lights to Disney World to avoid being chased out of the neighborhood by pitchfork and torch wielding neighbors, I'm sure he never imagined what the display would grow into. This year, in addition to solid sheets of LED lights covering the buildings and just about everything else possible, there's a canopy of dancing lights and screens inside some of the building's window playing animated scenes. Every now and then, a soft snowfall drifts down on the dazzled people below.<br /><br />It's hard to walk steadily through the Osborne lights because people keep stopping abruptly in front of you. You'll see their heads cock like the RCA Victor dog as their attention goes first one way, then another. You can almost hear their brains chanting, "Shiny!" before they burst from sheer sensory overload.<br /><br />My favorite part this year was the canopy, which kicks into high gear every few minutes when the lights perform their "dancing" to music by such luminaries as the Trans Siberian Orchestra. Some of the dances are subtle, but my favorites are vicious, flashing, strobing disco shows that make people drop like flies around me as they go into epileptic fits. I don't consider it a successful visit to the Osborne lights unless at least half a dozen people drop to the ground, frothing at the mouth from the light show's intensity as the bulbs pound off and on to the hellish beat.<br /><br />Of course, not all of the songs have the same effect as a Pokemon cartoon. There are jaunty but tame ditties, like Jose Feliciano's "Feliz Navidad," that are done in a calm and clever way. Every time the words "I want to wish you a Merry Christmas" blared from the loundspeaks, the words on the banner stretched across the street, that says Merry Christmas, would light up its words in perfect timing. A red LED heart in a "peace, love, and Mickey" decoration pulsed with the "from the bottom of my heart" lyrics.<br /><br />We had one last thing to do before we officially put Christmas 2011 out of its misery. We had to gawk at the famous black cat, hidden each year among the Osborne light display. As I explained in my previous blog entry, the cat was originally sent from the Osborne's household in error along with the original Christmas shipment. He was dutifully erected with the other lights, and now he's hidden in a new spot every year so hard-core fans can ferret him out. You can see his 2011 spot below:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wEN-R3bmTeY/TwjI9CKqT2I/AAAAAAAAArI/tEvdbvzQnng/s1600/cat.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wEN-R3bmTeY/TwjI9CKqT2I/AAAAAAAAArI/tEvdbvzQnng/s320/cat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5695022679689154402" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I thought we might be the only ones gaping at him that night, but there were plenty of others. We stood on the curb, craning our heads back and forth to get the best possible view, since he's in a very tricky position. Then we noticed other people heading over to the same area, squinting up at the building tops until they had their "Aha, there he is!" moments. We even commiserated with some of them on the sneaky hiding spot, since you pretty much have to look on an angle and it's hard to see his whole body at one time. I realized that we were something of a spiritual fraternity: The Cult of the Black Cat, seeking out a bit of Disney trivia just for those in the know.<br /><br />I wonder how many black cats there have been over the years. I doubt the original one could still be functional, and if that's the case, thank goodness Disney continued the tradition with a duplicate. I never realized that so many people were members of the Cult of the Black Cat until last night. Now I know there would be countless disappointed fans if he ever went away for good.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-52937783754136887042012-01-06T07:52:00.000-08:002012-01-06T08:04:05.705-08:00Christmas ReduxYes, I know it's January 6. Yes, I know that Christmas 2011 is a mere memory for most of the country, and that memory is likely blurred by the more recent excesses of New Years Eve last weekend. But next door to Celebration, Christmas continues unabated for two more days in a little niche of the Walt Disney World Resort. There, the Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights will continue to blaze in all its glory until the glow gets turned off for another year on January 7.<br /><br />I haven't seen the Osborne lights yet this year, although my husband was there pretty much as soon as the display opened. I'm not big on mob scenes, so every year I bide my time until the holidays are over. Most of the mass of humanity leaves after New Years, and the people who remain aren't all that interested in Christmas anymore. Instead of wedging your body through a nearly solid wall of hostile strangers, you can take a leisurely stroll among the lights and enjoy the musical show and the host of little details, like LED scenes in the windows.<br /><br />Another tradition that works better when the crowds die down is finding the black (well, purple) cat who gets hidden among the lights each year. Supposedly one of the Osborne family's Halloween decorations was accidentally mixed in among the original shipment to Disney World. He was put up with the original display, and now, every year, he gets hidden in a new spot for sharp-eyed Disneyphiles to find. I <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/can-you-find-the-black-cat-osborne-lights-at-disney-world-continue-tradition">posted his location this year in one of my Examiner articles</a> if you didn't get to see him for yourself.<br /><br />If you're not lucky enough to live in Celebration, Florida, or somewhere else within driving distance of the parks, my husband <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/video-osborne-lights-at-disney-s-hollywood-studios-have-new-tricks-this-year">took a video of this year's display</a> if you want to join me vicariously. The weather will be a little more temperate tonight, with lows in the 50s, and if there's a chill, it will only make the experience more genuine. I'm not quite ready to say goodbye to this year's holiday season, and thanks to Disney World, I can cling to it for that one extra week in January.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-88145015203532541522012-01-05T13:52:00.000-08:002012-01-05T14:34:59.450-08:00V 3: Attack of the Sentient, Oversexed Floridian LizardsIf you're a science fiction buff, you might remember the corny 1980s science fiction series V, featuring humanoid aliens who were really lizards in disguise. They pretended to be benevolent, but they actually had an insatiable taste for human flesh, much as a boa likes to eat a mouse. The original V had two parts and then became a TV series. If you're not as oldy-moldy as me, then you know it as a 2009 reboot.<br /><br />I used to doubt that there were sentient alien lizards among us until I moved to Florida. If you live here, or if you vacation at Walt Disney World, you know that the sunshine state is overrun with small, skittish lizards that love to hang out on sidewalks, walls, and wherever else they feel like it. They look innocent and not-too-bright. In fact, they have so little brain power that when you're biking, you might accidentally run one or two over because they're not good at getting out of the way.<br /><br />Well, at least I <span style="font-style: italic;">thought</span> they didn't have brain power, but now I'm starting to wonder. We have a ton of them in our yard, and a month or two ago I noticed that one of them was hanging out on the window of my family room, right where the cats sleep on their perch. At first I thought it was coincidence, but soon I realized that the lizard was purposely tormenting my cats! It would sit just above them, a smirk on its little lizard face as they went crazy trying to get at it. They'd smack against the glass, and that lizard wouldn't move. It knew full well that they couldn't get to it.<br /><br />Okay, you're saying, that's pure coincidence. The lizard just happens to like hanging out in that spot. That's what I thought at first, although it seemed odd that its head was always pointed down as though it wanted to watch the poor cats' acrobatics. Then I noticed that if they ignored it, it would move around to attract their attention. Once it got them agitated, it would be still and watch the show. It hasn't been around in a while now, no doubt because of the cold temperatures. Alternately, perhaps it was called back to its home planet.<br /><br />The alien lizards here in Florida apparently come from an oversexed society, and they've created an interesting mating structure here. My hot tub in the backyard apparently overlooks an official lizard hook-up site, which happens to be the corner of my house, which is next to the hedge. My husband and I will be soaking and relaxing, and suddenly a lizard will appear. The little horny creature will stare down at the hedge while doing an odd, bobbing dance. Then it puffs its throat out into an enormous bubble. Apparently, in lizard parlance, a giant throat puff is equivalent to what people say about guys with big noses, or big feet, or whatever bodily feature is rumored to be linked to a big...well, you know what.<br /><br />The lizard mating ritual typically goes on for a few minutes before the creature gets lucky and launches itself down into the hedge. I don't know what happens then, but I assume the hedge is the reptile equivalent of a singles bar, or perhaps more like a brothel, and some female lizard has just agreed to a romp in the leaves.<br /><br />Not all the lizards who use the corner-of-the-house pickup spot get lucky. Some dejectedly head back up the building after their elaborate ritual, but most seem to score. I'm waiting for the lizard vice squad to show up someday and slap a pair of tiny handcuffs onto one of the lizard Johns.<br /><br />Maybe I'm reading way too much into the lizard antics here. After all, given their size, their brain can't be much larger that a fingernail. Still, I've witnessed some interesting things while out in the yard or looking out the window. If the lizards suddenly speak someday and claim to have a cure for cancer, which they'll give me in exchange for unfettered access to my hedge, I'm <span style="font-style: italic;">not</span> taking them up on any offers of a free spaceship tour.<br /><br />I'm busily adapting some of my most popular old blog entries into a Kindle book, but in the meantime <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Barbara-Nefer/e/B00294JT6G/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1">I've got a few other titles out,</a> including credit repair, becoming a travel agent, and tips and tricks for visiting Disney/Orlando. I've also started two new blogs to go with two of the books: Free Credit Repair at <a href="http://freebadcreditrepair.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://freebadcreditrepair.blogspot.com</a> and Starting a Home-Based Travel Agency at <a href="http://ownatravelagency.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://ownatravelagency.blogspot.com</a>Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-21434051681156809662012-01-04T08:44:00.000-08:002012-01-04T09:47:35.382-08:00Am I a Bad Person for Not Missing Jaws at Universal?Jaws, a rare original attraction at Universal Studios in Orlando, closed down for good this week. The very last boat did its rounds on the night of January 2, and already construction walls are concealing the Amity area for construction on a top secret (cough...more Harry Potter...cough) project.<br /><br />The closure announcement had people up in arms. "No! You can't do that! Jaws is a classic!" the angry masses shouted while lighting their torches and sharpening their pitchforks. I'm not sure where these rabid fans were when the ride was actually running these past few years. The only lines I ever saw on Jaws were when they were running a limited amount of boats and thus had very little capacity.<br /><br />Still, it always sounds good to join in on the Cause of the Day, so the angered Protectors of Classic Universal started petitions and peppered the theme park's Facebook page with rants and threats to never darken its gates again (good, that means less wait time for me and the other saner minds). I wonder if they realized it was all wasted bandwidth. Parks plan their new attractions months, or even years, in advance. The Amity makeover was already a done deal long before they announced it, with a ton of money already invested in it. It's just a bit presumptuous to think a theme park's going to say, "Well, hell, no one rides that thing anymore, but we've got a couple dozen people bitching on Facebook. Let's eat the $1 million we already have invested in the new thing and keep Jaws open for the whining minority."<br /><br />Sure enough, Jaws closed right on schedule on January 2. Personally I hate mob scenes, so I said my own personal goodbye a couple of weeks earlier. I actually like Jaws myself, but not with the passion of the "Oh my God, I'll die if you close it, you're spitting in the face of history," types. It was enjoyable for what it was: Universal's requisite cheesy ride. There must be an unwritten theme park rule that every park has to have a cheesy boat or Jeep ride. Witness Disney's Jungle Cruise and Rhino Rally at Busch Gardens. Those kinds of rides are fun, but they don't inspire deep passion within me.<br /><br />Honestly, I was much more sad about the closure of the surrounding Amity area. I'm a carnival games addict, and I particularly love the goblet toss. Although luck plays a big role, you can increase your chance of winning with a little knowledge of bounce and backspin. Over the years I've won enough jumbo prizes to prove that; one day at Universal, I even one three big goblet prizes in one day.<br /><br />Now, alas, the games were disappearing along with Jaws. Since I rode Jaws once every half-dozen visits or so vs. playing the goblets on every visit, it's easy to see what I would miss most.<br /><br />I decided to make my last visit at night since Jaws has always been much better after dark. Also, visiting after 4 p.m. means that I can use the express line benefit of my Premier Pass. I figured (and was correct) that they'd only be running a few boats, meaning a long wait otherwise.<br /><br />Of course, my goodbye trip was twofold. It was also a farewell to my beloved goblet game. I went there first to try my luck before taking my last-ever shark spotting cruise. I started off with one tray of balls, and alas I was stone cold. I didn't even manage to win a small prize, let alone a jumbo.<br /><br />Normally I'd quit there, but since it was my last-ever fling, I decided to buy another tray. This time, I landed a ball in both a red (medium prize) and blue (small prize) cup. Better yet, the blue was only two spots past the lone yellow cup, which is the big winner. Now, if I could only bank a ball off the one in the blue spot, I could end my Universal goblet game run on a high note. I only had a few balls left; my aim was off with the first couple, although one came close. Then, I hit the sweet spot. The ball spun lazily on the rim of the yellow cup before neatly dropping in:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AOc71I3SFBg/TwSIFffhW7I/AAAAAAAAAqw/yM0P9xLe6Kg/s1600/temp2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AOc71I3SFBg/TwSIFffhW7I/AAAAAAAAAqw/yM0P9xLe6Kg/s320/temp2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5693825456837581746" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I was rewarded with a big Scooby Doo, and my husband and I headed off to the next order of business: say goodbye to Jaws.<br /><br />Once thing I've always loved about Jaws isn't the ride itself, but rather the queue video. It's full of cheesy humor like the kids' show host with a shark puppet and a crazy TV appliance salesman who destroys all the (old-fashioned) TVs with a sledgehammer so the accountants will let him lower the prices. That video is the part I'll miss most. I only got to see a bit of it on my last trip, since the express line moves quickly.<br /><br />Soon enough, Scooby and I were in our seat, and my husband snapped one last photo for posterity:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sH5FPPel9qw/TwSK0UwWa1I/AAAAAAAAAq8/2S1q1cclBGg/s1600/temp.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sH5FPPel9qw/TwSK0UwWa1I/AAAAAAAAAq8/2S1q1cclBGg/s320/temp.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5693828460432485202" border="0" /></a><br /><br />You can see that the woman on my left is standing up; it's not just because she's getting into the boat. She tried to stand up for the entire ride. I have no idea why, but she popped up and down like a jack in the box. She'd stand. She'd be told to sit down. She'd reluctantly lower herself, then pop right back up again. Honestly, she was more amusing than the shark battle.<br /><br />Still, it was a night ride, so that made the fire effects all the more impressive. One thing I have to give to Universal Studios is that they <span style="font-style: italic;">love</span> their fire. Probably the best proof of that fact is the flaming ceiling in Revenge of the Mummy, but Jaws still used up a respectable amount of propane.<br /><br />All too soon the ride was over. We escaped Bruce the shark once again, and this was the last time I'd ever be that close to falling into his clutches. I'll admit, I did feel a bit melancholy walking away from Jaws and Amity in the darkness, knowing that I'd never experience this little bit of classic Universal Studios again.<br /><br />On the flipside, I was cheered by the fact that I love most of their newer rides. Yes, I know it's a travesty to say it, but Revenge of the Mummy is a hundred times better than Kongfrontation, and look at Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey at Islands of Adventure next door. If the new ride is anything like Harry in terms of technology and awe factor, I'll help them level the Jaws/Amity area myself.<br /><br />It'll be a long, long time until the new section opens and people can judge whether it's worthy of replacing the classic shark. For now, I'll get my "corn factor" on Jungle Cruise and Rhino Rally.<br /><br />Ever wanted to be a travel agent? <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Steps-Internet-Travel-Agency-ebook/dp/B006R1TGBK">My new book</a> (free for Amazon Prime members, $5.99 for others) tells you how to start your own business in five steps (I've been doing it myself since 2004).Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-48252389766269305192012-01-03T09:16:00.000-08:002012-01-03T09:26:16.339-08:00No SympathyWhen I woke up this morning, the outside temperature was in the 30s, and all four of our resident cats had sought refuge on the bed, creating a big, warm human-and-cat pile. Yes, our heat pump is on, but that little electric contraption is no match for sub-freezing temperatures. This sort of weather needs a big, bellowing gas furnace to keep the cold at bay.<br /><br />The sad thing is, I get no sympathy when I complain to family and friends back home. Right now, as I type this, it's 19 degrees in Chicago. Instead of looking out at palm trees and green grass, they're starting at a barren waste land. Eventually (although it might take days) it will warm up into the 70s here. Their "warm up" there will probably be in the 40s. I'm sure they'd trade places with me in a heartbeat.<br /><br />Of course, my concept of "cold" is very skewed now, since my once Heinz-ketchup-thick blood has thinned out to the consistency of cherry Kool-Aid. I handle the heat and humidity like a pro, but let the mercury drop below 70 and I'm shivering like I'm at the North Pole.<br /><br />I guess I should be grateful that no matter how cold it gets, it's unlikely that I'll ever seen snow again, outside of the theme parks, the Gaylord Palms snow event, or the "snoap" that rained down from the light posts nightly in Downtown Celebration for the holiday season. I just hope things warm up here before January 21, or these <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/will-you-be-bold-face-the-cold-at-seaworld-water-park-aquatica-polar-plunge">brave souls doing the Polar Plunge at SeaWorld</a> might just end up floating around encased in blocks of ice. Me? I'll be the one in the Eskimo parka cheering them on from the sides.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-20591737087932050412012-01-02T07:30:00.000-08:002012-01-02T08:12:04.616-08:00But Do You Actually Visit the Theme Parks?The local news channels love to cover any little happening at Disney and the other theme parks, even if it's as small as Mickey farting. If it's a slow news day, you'll get breathless promos and break-ins to shows: "Live coverage! A dozen children are under mental evaluation for trauma. Tune in at 10 for an indepth analysis of the length, smell, and decibel level." I guess with the Casey Anthony trial over, they have to grab their news where they can get it.<br /><br />Unfortunately, this means blowing the tiniest incidents out of proportion and doing some very sloppy research. Last night, Universal had a breakdown on both Revenge of the Mummy, which is a combination dark ride and roller coaster, and the classic E.T. dark ride. Breakdowns are routine. Rides don't run on magic and pixie dust and sunbeams. They're mechanic behemoths that have glitches regularly. It's not at all uncommon for guests to have to be evacuated from those rides if it's more convenient to take them off than to force them to wait for a fix. The only thing odd about yesterday's incident is that two rides in the same park both broke down and needed evacs on the same day and within the same time frame. The malfunctions were so minor that both rides reopened shortly thereafter.<br /><br />Being a slow news day, the TV stations went to town. You'd have thought that hundreds of people were in grave peril, danging by their fingertips and praying the fire department would rescue them in time before the sweat from their terror caused them to slip and plummet to their bloody deaths. My favorite was WESH 2 because it was painfully obvious that the reporter didn't know the first thing about Universal and was likely relying on a combination of rumor and Wikipedia for her report.<br /><br />The first thing that made me bust a gut was when she claimed that the poor souls on the rides had waited multiple hours in line to get on them. Uh, on January 1? At Universal? Anybody with even an ounce of theme park savvy knows that January 2 is the start of the off season, and people are already bailing in droves on January 1st. Even at the busiest times, multi hour waits at Universal are rare because everyone's next door at Islands of Adventure clamoring to see Harry Potter.<br /><br />But the thing that made me use Tivo to go back and make sure I heard it correctly was when she claimed that ironically, Revenge of the Mummy is located in the building that used to house E.T. Say what? Mummy took over Kongfrontation's old location, while E.T. has resided in its present spot in the kids' area since for ever. All I can figure is that she or her writer pulled up Wikipedia or some other online source, read that the Mummy replaced E.T., and missed the small but very relevant point that it happened at Universal in <span style="font-weight: bold;">CALIFORNIA.</span> Yes, dear, you're reporting the news in <span style="font-weight: bold;">ORLANDO,</span> and you just made yourself look like an idiot to anyone who knows even the most rudimentary facts about Universal.<br /><br />When I became the <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/barbara-nefer">Orlando Theme Parks Examiner for Examiner.com,</a> I just assumed that I should have annual passes for all the Central Florida parks and, better yet, actually visit them so I'd know what I'm talking about. Apparently the TV news stations don't feel the same.<br /><br />Speaking of theme park knowledge, I'm putting together some ebook theme park guides. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Walt-Disney-World-Local-ebook/dp/B006NFFKVU">My first guide is about Walt Disney World,</a> but it's more of an insider's view than an actual "This ride is here, that show is here" tour of the park. I hit on things like common ticket scams and other Orlando con jobs, where to find coupons for location attractions, things to do for free, and the like. The next ebooks will be more in the traditional vein, and I promise that none will claim that the Mummy replaced E.T.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-69178254993192479882012-01-01T15:52:00.001-08:002012-01-01T16:05:29.562-08:00The Illogical ShortcutWhen I moved to Celebration, Florida, I knew that traffic would be a constant headache because I was moving into the heart of Tourist Land. It's manageable most of the time, but at peak times like the holidays it's best to stay home as much as possible or learn all the alternate routes, since main roads like 535, 192, and I-4 turn into veritable parking lots.<br /><br />Ironically, one of the best shortcuts is driving through Disney property. You'd think that traffic would be worse right in the Belly of the Beast (or, better yet, Belly of the Mouse), but that's not really the case. I know it sounds illogical, but Disney World is actually the best shortcut during the peak season.<br /><br />Most of the people who stay on site at the Disney World hotels seem to depend on the internal transportation system. Those who stay offsite clutter up the roads outside the resort much worse than they do around the theme parks. When I use Disney property as a shortcut, I mostly avoid the parks anyway. I tend to cut from Celebration to Crossroads (535) if I-4 is backed up and I'm heading to SeaWorld or Universal, or I bail off of West 192 at Black Lake or Sherbeth and take the back roads back home. The tourists are trying to get TO Disney World rather than wanting to drive THROUGH Disney world, which makes the illogical sounding shortcut a real time saver.<br /><br />Of course, when you drive on Disney property, you're one of a tiny minority of locals in a sea of lost, confused tourists. The stress you save by not being in traffic is somewhat replaced by being surrounded by a predatory forest of cars that might "attack" by swerving into your lane, abruptly coming to a stop from 40 m.p.h., or some other type of dangerous behavior at any time. After a while, you actually develop a sixth sense on what a tourist is likely to do and the spots where they're most likely to do it.<br /><br />I do pity the tourists a bit. Florida is famous for lanes that suddenly turn into "right turn only" or "left turn only" with literally no warning. I can just imagine some sadistic Sunshine State traffic planner saying, "If we have to deal with their tourist antics, we'll at least make them suffer a bit. The locals will learn where those lanes are, and they can laugh at the out-of-towners who get suckered into making turns they never wanted to make."<br /><br />Fortunately, all of the mayhem is over for a while now. Peak season ended today, and the tourists are all heading back to real life after their holiday vacations. The streets are already blissfully deserted and I can take the main roads without relying on Mickey for my shortcuts. Still, I don't mind driving through Disney, even if it adds a bit of time to my trip. I've lived in Celebration for years now, yet I still get that little thrill at driving through the Walt Disney World gate. I guess a little part of me will be a tourist forever.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-9566569601701922282011-12-31T09:08:00.000-08:002011-12-31T09:53:07.426-08:00A Look Back on 2011 - Exciting Year at the Florida Theme ParksOne of the main reasons I moved to Celebration, Florida, was because of my love of Disney World and the other Central Florida theme parks. When we made the big move, the only others we were familiar with were Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure. Living in Celebration meant learning more about SeaWorld and Busch Gardens, too, since they were now easily accessible.<br /><br />The theme parks are part of my leisure time, and they're also work. As the Orlando Theme Parks Examiner and a freelance writer doing articles and guides for Disney World and the other parks, visiting them is a necessity (albeit one I love). In reflecting back over 2011, I pinpointed my five favorite theme park events in 2011. Here there are in no particular order (and there's a <a href="http://exm.nr/sQZr1f">related story</a> in my Examiner column):<br /><br /><a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/final-gold-brick-placed-at-legoland-florida-new-theme-park-opens-today" target="_self" rel="nofollow"><strong>-Legoland Florida opens on the site of the old Cypress Gardens theme park.</strong></a> Yes, I know I said these were in no particular order, but I have to put this one first because opening a brand-new theme park is big news. Well, okay, it's not 100 percent brand new. It retains some elements of Cypress Gardens, like many of the roller coasters, the carousel, the very cool Island in the Sky, and the gardens themselves. But it's amazing how much has changed and how quickly it was put together. In March, I was taking a helicopter ride over the construction site. In October, I was watching the opening ceremony where the final gold brick was snapped into place to signify the park's completion.<br /><br />Even though Legoland Florida is meant mainly for kids between the ages of 2 and 12, adults can find lots of enjoyment there. I love strolling through the gardens, getting a birds-eye view on Island in the Sky, and looking for new details in Miniland USA. Some of the rides are fun for "big kids," too, but I warn you: the roller coasters are real knee bangers.<br /><p><a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/darth-vader-meet-your-maker-george-lucas-at-disney-world-star-tours-opening" target="_self" rel="nofollow"><strong>-Star Tours reopens at Disney's Hollywood Studios.</strong></a> This was such a cool event in so many ways. I love what they did with the ride, which now features C3PO prominently and which has multiple versions. It will quickly become a vendetta to ride it multiple times so you can see as many as possible.<br /></p><p>But perhaps most cool of all was being there for the opening and standing within spitting distance of George Lucas as a voice intoned, "Darth Vader, meet your maker." There were designers from Industrial Light & Magic on hand, too, and even Anthony Daniels himself. Meeting him was a major geek-out for me.<br /></p><span class="dart-ad-title"></span><div class="dart-ad-content"> </div> <p><a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/my-full-video-on-the-new-cheetah-hunt-roller-coaster-at-busch-gardens" target="_self" rel="nofollow"><strong>-Cheetah Hunt opens at Busch Gardens Tampa.</strong></a> Busch Gardens is Central Florida's roller coaster mecca, and Cheetah Hunt is a worthy addition. SheiKra is still my favorite, both for its airtime and its sheer size, but Cheetah Hunt nips at its heels. It seemed to run slower when it first opened, but once it broke in, it became an airtime machine. The launches give it a uniqueness that make it a nice counterpoint to the existing coasters. The lines get extremely long at peak times, but it's almost walk-on in the quiet season so you can get your fill of the speed.</p> <p><a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/new-one-ocean-killer-whale-show-at-seaworld-plays-to-continued-crowds" target="_self" rel="nofollow"><strong>-SeaWorld debuts its One Ocean show.</strong></a> I miss the "Believe" orca show, but "One Ocean" is a worthy successor, and I really love the first song. Having lived in Celebration for many years now, and being a SeaWorld passholder who visits the park regularly, I know the orcas' names and can usually tell them apart. I love how One Ocean gives them an opportunity to showcase their individual personalities. Of course, Shamu himself (i.e. Tili) still comes out at the end to soak the audience as only he can.<br /></p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/video-halloween-horror-nights-tweetup-creative-presentation-w-house-footage" target="_self" rel="nofollow"><strong>-Universal Orlando has its first Halloween Horror Nights tweet-up.</strong></a> The Central Florida theme parks are really embracing social media in general and Facebook and Twitter in particular. This year, Universal held several Halloween Horror Nights tweet-ups, starting before the event even began. Of course I was there to get a sneak preview, and better yet, I won a spot on a group tour through one of the houses with TJ Mannarino (you'll know who that is if you're an HHN fan). My even luckier husband nailed a spot at the team preview of the event. It was a great way for Universal to build even more excitement for Halloween Horror Nights (not that they really need to, since the rabid fans are usually already whipped up into a frenzy by September).</p><p>Below are some video highlights of the events. I have my fingers crossed for even better theme parking in 2012, although 2011 will be hard to beat:</p><p style="font-weight: bold;">Legoland Florida Grand Opening Ceremony:</p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FCXcxqlafm8" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Interview With Anthony Daniels and Designers from Industrial Light & Magic:</span><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Eyz1wY06u0k" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Flashback to Cheetah Hunt Construction at Busch Gardens Tampa:</span><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e3C1btX8WiM" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">One Ocean Orca Show Highlights at SeaWorld:</span><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lYDTZbn71eE" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Halloween Horror Nights Tweet-Up Q & A Session at Universal Studios Orlando:</span><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N29t1dX9EBU" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" width="640"></iframe>Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-13016935439249540612011-12-30T18:07:00.000-08:002011-12-30T18:28:29.031-08:00A Celebration of the New Year 2012It's hard to believe that it's nearly 2012 already, not just because 2011 went by so fast, but also because it's been nearly eight years since I started this blog. I remember wanting to move to Celebration so badly and wondering what it would be like to live in Florida. That seems like only yesterday, but in the blink of an eye I'm suddenly a (fairly) long-time Florida resident.<br /><br />On the plus side, living in Florida is everything I ever hoped it would be. It's late December, yet the sun is shiny, the grass is green, and I don't even need a coat. I spent the entire season visiting the Christmas celebrations at <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/what-s-the-number-one-disney-world-park-for-christmas-epcot-wins-by-a-nose">Disney World,</a> <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/seaworld-christmas-celebration-takes-planning-make-sure-you-see-the-highlights">SeaWorld,</a> <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/slideshow-scenes-from-christmas-celebration-at-busch-gardens-tampa">Busch Gardens,</a> <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/video-scenes-from-universal-orlando-resort-christmas-grinchmas-and-more">Universal/Islands of Adventure,</a> and <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/how-many-santas-can-you-spot-legoland-florida-miniland-you-need-sharp-eyes-1">Legoland Florida,</a> and before that it was another year of fun at <a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/halloween-horror-nights-how-is-the-event-holding-up-its-last-week&sa=U&ei=XHH-TuXKNpGEtgeClKjQBg&ved=0CAgQFjACOAo&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNGRJxJkqvP4dZW7ezWWYKL_NwI_GQ">Halloween Horror Nights</a> and <a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/bye-bye-howloscream-some-final-thoughts-on-busch-gardens-2011-halloween-event&sa=U&ei=lHH-TrysH4eXgwfwrtm3Ag&ved=0CAgQFjACOAo&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNEdy30tSXKOZwTOMSsWygLt4Tkj4w">Howl-O-Scream.</a> I'm still not tired of hearing the Illuminations fireworks while sitting in my family room every night.<br /><br />But some things have changed for the negative here in Celebration. We were lucky enough to buy Duloc Manor before the real estate bubble peaked. After that peak, there was the big bust, with aftershocks that are still affecting Celebration and all the rest of Florida. If you drive around our once immaculate town, you'll quickly be able to pick out the foreclosures, with their ragged appearance and overgrown lawns.<br /><br />Still, I've never once regretted my decision to move to Celebration, Florida. It's my home now; Publix has replaced "da Jewels" as my grocery store of choice, I no longer long for a basement, I ask for "unsweetened tea" because I barely remember that I used to live where that was the default, and my regret at no longer getting to eat at Lawry's anymore is dampened by places like Sweet Tomatoes, Sunny's BBQ. I even found a Mexican restaurant in Kissimmee, called El Tenampa, where the food rivals anything you can get in Chicago's Hispanic neighborhoods. They even have horchata and a wide array of aguas frescas.<br /><br />I've been very busy with my writing career and other endeavors. I'm building up a list of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Barbara-Nefer/e/B00294JT6G/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_pop_1">ebooks on Amazon.com</a> with topics ranging from Disney World and the other theme parks to personal finance and becoming a travel agent. I'm going to try to find the time to post to my Celebration, Florida, blog more regularly, too. I think it's an appropriate time because life in Florida has entered a new phase...well, actually, it's been in that phase for a while now. It's still a great place to live, and you can get some fantastic bargains if you move to Celebration now, but it's very different from the place I blogged about in 2004. Welcome to Phase Two!Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-50932736728290046342010-09-23T18:37:00.000-07:002010-09-23T21:37:18.844-07:00Hooray for Halloween (in Orlando it Starts in September)<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJwP_V3cn5I/AAAAAAAAAqc/vw01F1zQ6Fw/s1600/sign.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5520304824125267858" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 222px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJwP_V3cn5I/AAAAAAAAAqc/vw01F1zQ6Fw/s320/sign.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div>People often complain about the Christmas season starting early. Once upon a time its kickoff was after Thanksgiving, but now it's here before the last jack o' lantern leaves the shelves. And speaking of jack o'lanterns, Halloween starts earlier now, too, especially since I live in Tourist Land. In Chicago the local haunted houses opened in mid-October. In Central Florida, they usually kick off in the last weekend of September.</div><br /><br /><div>Our two main Florida gigs are Halloween Horror Nights (Universal Orlando) and Howl-O-Scream (Busch Gardens Tampa). Both are big blow-out bashes full of haunted houses, scare zones and shows. I celebrated my first Halloween when I was literally only days old, so my blood runs orange at this time of year.</div><br /><br /><div>This year, I thought the fun would start today (Thursday, October 23) with Scream Cam at Busch Gardens. Each year us lucky media folk get a sneak peak at one of their houses, with a camera aimed directly at our faces to capture our screams. I figure that's a fair enough trade off. This year it started even earlier; I received an invitation to the Team Preview of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal on Wednesday. It's mainly for employees, but this year they invited some bloggers to come for a very special treat. We were issued flip cams and allowed to do something that is normally a HUGE no-no: film inside the houses. We only got an hour to do it, and then Universal collected the cameras to edit what we had captured. We all had to agree not to post any details of our sneak preview until Thursday night/Friday morning as midnight rolled into a new day.<br /></div><br /><br /><div>My husband and I decided to park in the garage, even though we get free valet with our Premier passes. Uh oh, bad idea! The line stretched so far back that for a minute I thought I was flashing back to the opening days of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. We get free Preferred, which is in a much better location in the garage, but I had no idea whether they would honor it at night. They did, thank goodness! Just another reason why I'm a huge Premier pass fan; they make it up in Valeet and Preferred parking fees alone, not to mention that you get free non-peak Halloween Horror Nights tickets too.</div><br /><br /><br /><div>CityWalk was jammed back with people, but we finally made it to the globe and entrance arch where we were to meet the P.R. person. I itched with anticipation as we watched the crowd swell. It looked like a peak night, not just a limited preview. My husband taped the video that plays over the entrance; since it's outside, we didn't have to worry about the same prohibitions as posting our inside footage. Soon enough we were escorted inside, along with bloggers from the major Halloween Horror Nights websites. It felt good to be among people who are just obsessed with Halloween events as I am. Each of us was assigned to an escort, handed a flip camera with brand new batteries and turned loose in the park. Thankfully I own the exact same type of flip camera so there was no learning curve.</div><br /><br /><div>My husband had been studying the event map on <a href="http://www.hhnrumors.com/">http://www.hhnrumors.com/</a> (one of the sites that was also there) and had made some sort of plan in his mind. I had mentally plotted out which houses I wanted to see, but I deferred to him because he seemed to have created his plan for efficiency and I wanted to tape in as many houses as possible. I knew it would be a bit different than my usual experience since I would be narrated and wielding the flip, but it will still give me (and hopefully my readers) a flavor of what they were in for.</div><br /><br /><div>Actually the worst part of using the flip was the fact that Security is so engrained with the "No video or photography" rule that a good part of my tape audio is, "You have to put that camera away," spoken by various Team Members in various houses. I tried wielding my yellow neck badge but it's not very readable in the dark so I usually had to convince them that yes, I really did have permission to do it. Oh well, I'd much rather have them be paranoid because I hate it when people try to do flaash pictures during the event (at least our cameras were not very intrusive). Hopefully they'll keep up the same level of enforcement.</div><br /><br /><div>We actually made it through five of the eight houses with the camera and got some scare zone footage too. We then hit the last three houses and the Bill & Ted show. I am still waiting for the edited footage, which I should get sometime on Friday, but in the meantime here are some quick impressions of the houses. I don't want to go into detail because this was technical rehearsal, so things may change, plus I don't want to spoil anything.</div><br /><br /><div><strong>Horror Nights: The Hallowed Past</strong> - A must do for any Halloween Horror Nights fan, if only for the wonderful memorabilia and scenes from favorite housese of years past. I won't say which ones, but my most cringe-inducing scene of all time was there and it still made me cringe as much as ever. I will warn that the spinning tunnel of doom can be found in here; I don't consider that a spoiler, since you find it somewhere every year. I want to go through this one many more times just to catch the amazing detail. This is one of the two houses entered by the Barney theater.</div><br /><br /><div><strong>Catacombs: Black Death Rising -</strong> I definitely felt like I was in the catacombs in this one, and there were a ton of good jump scares and plenty of disorientation. Overall I actually noticed quite a few strobes this year, which is one of my favorite haunted house elements because of that disorientation factor. It primes you for the attack. This is the other Barney theater house.</div><br /><br /><div><strong>Havoc: Dogs of War -</strong> Another good house for jump scares, startles and disorientation. It's behind Simpsons/Men in Black.</div><br /><br /><div><strong>The Orfanage: Ashes to Ashes</strong> - This is Cindy's house (in the Jaws queue); she's the"lost icon" who has finally come into her own. I didn't get a lot of quality scares in this one, although that could well improve as the event goes on. I was more intrigued by the use of fire...yes, you will see real fire. I was amazed that Universal was actually going to use it since safety is a huge concern for haunted houses. They do it in a way that looked plenty safe even to a fire paranoic person like me.</div><br /><br /><div><strong>Psychoscareapy: Echoes of Shadybrook -</strong> I love the Psychoscareapy franchise, especially "Home for the Holidays," but this is a much darker version of the theme. Don't expect a comedy house with light-hearted lunatics. This soundstage house is a dark spin on things with some very interesting effects.</div><br /><br /><div><strong>Hades: Gates of Ruin -</strong> This one (a soundstage house) will assail your nose as well as your eyes, and it's another great jump scare house.</div><br /><br /><div><strong>Legendary Truth -</strong> I don't want to spoil the effects in this one (a soundstage house), but trust me, it's good...really, really good. They had one particular effect I've only seen once before, back in a haunted house in Indiana. It made me leap in the air because it was so totally unexpected. I love how Universal brings back some of the good old stuff but ups the ante with the new stuff too.</div><br /><br /><div><strong>Zombiegeddon -</strong> This is the year's comedy house, over in the Disaster queue. Everybody loves zombies, although quite honestly I must say I liked the scare zone even better than the house. The zone mixed zombies and Mardi Gras. Dfinitely a winning combination.</div><br /><br /><div>I know my opinion will change...often quite drastically...over the course of the event so I just wanted to give some generalities. For example, last year I was really "meh" on Leave it to Cleaver, but it became my favorite house by the end of the season. Same thing with Doomsday in 2008, ironically located in the same spot.</div><br /><br /><div>I'm hoping to have that coveted in-house video before we leave for the official Halloween Horror Nights grand opening on Friday, but in the meantime here is the video that plays at Universal's front entrance archway. When you're done watching it, check out my Orlando Examiner articles, including Halloween Horror Nights tips, by <a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/barbara-nefer">clicking here.</a></div><br /><br /><object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cP8E7SimKvc?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cP8E7SimKvc?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-75978768080952195232010-09-21T16:11:00.000-07:002010-09-21T16:37:28.039-07:00Little Mailbox of HorrorsIt's fun being a travel writer who specializes in theme parks...well, most of the time. I get to ride roller coasters, review resorts and restaurants. and generally have a good time all in the name of work. However, things turn sinister when September rolls around. That means it's almost October...and almost time for Central Florida's annual terrorfests, Halloween Horror Nights at Universal and Howl-O-Scream at Busch Gardens.<br /><br />My first clue that my favorite season was near was getting the finger from Busch Gardens. You can see it for yourself below:<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8yTYmtwI/AAAAAAAAAoc/fuusp8upRfY/s1600/hhn7.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519509653213853442" style="WIDTH: 307px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8yTYmtwI/AAAAAAAAAoc/fuusp8upRfY/s400/hhn7.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The severed finger in a jar came courtesy of Sylvie, the 2010 icon and head of the rock band MyX. As you can see, she has a unique way of getting back at former boyfriends (and hapless guys who just happen to cross her path).<br /><br />Then, along came an innocent looking letter from Universal, including a flash drive inviting me to the media opening event and purporting to contain a special sneak peek of the event:<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8xwRQfRI/AAAAAAAAAoU/ZK9qusUJpl8/s1600/hhn.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519509643787795730" style="WIDTH: 313px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8xwRQfRI/AAAAAAAAAoU/ZK9qusUJpl8/s400/hhn.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Alas, poor Heather Summers (the narrator) is stopped in her tracks by Fear himself. He's the 2010 icon, and you can see what he does to her by <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/universal-orlando-sends-some-halloween-horror-nights-fear-directly-to-my-mailbox">clicking here for my Examiner article, which contains the video. </a><br /><br />But that wasn't all. Soon enough, the following letter showed up in my mailbox. Apparently poor Heather was having more trouble with Fear:<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8lbE7n_I/AAAAAAAAAoM/QgSKCX_pVUs/s1600/hhn6.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519509431940521970" style="WIDTH: 313px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8lbE7n_I/AAAAAAAAAoM/QgSKCX_pVUs/s400/hhn6.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And what could be in this special box?<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8ktei4VI/AAAAAAAAAoE/rKskGcYUT-4/s1600/hhn2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519509419699921234" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 264px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8ktei4VI/AAAAAAAAAoE/rKskGcYUT-4/s400/hhn2.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />It's all wrapped up in a bloody piece of burlap:<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8kC5OBOI/AAAAAAAAAn8/4Ug5QlPXaRc/s1600/hhn3.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519509408269075682" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 288px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8kC5OBOI/AAAAAAAAAn8/4Ug5QlPXaRc/s400/hhn3.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Aha, a special branding iron with the mark of Fear:<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8j653X4I/AAAAAAAAAn0/XF-gLQqLvGY/s1600/hhn4.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519509406124302210" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 323px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8j653X4I/AAAAAAAAAn0/XF-gLQqLvGY/s400/hhn4.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Here's the XX branding iron in all its glory:<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8juTvdqI/AAAAAAAAAns/BZQ-L3vAWZ4/s1600/hhn5.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519509402743174818" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 299px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJk8juTvdqI/AAAAAAAAAns/BZQ-L3vAWZ4/s400/hhn5.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I'll be covering both Halloween Horror Nights and Howl-O-Scream this weekend, so <a href="http://www.twitter.com/themeparkwriter">click here</a> to join me on Twitter for live tweets.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-63680096891999523682010-09-19T17:57:00.000-07:002010-09-22T11:29:21.782-07:00Dining with Donald and Goofy at Disney's Vero Beach Resort, plus champagne brunchNote: This is a companion piece to my Examiner article, which can be read by <a href="http://www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/character-dining-is-not-just-at-disney-world-meet-donald-goofy-at-vero-beach">clicking here.</a><br /><br />What would a Disney resort be without a character breakfast? Disney's Vero Beach resort is no exception. It has a breakfast with Donald and Goofy on Saturday mornings, so of course my husband and I had to check it out. It's held in Shutters and runs till 11 a.m. We decided to make a late reservation so it could act as both breakfast and lunch. That also turned out to be perfect timing for the character appearances, since both Donald and Goofy showed up shortly after we were seated:<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazY-zf9ZI/AAAAAAAAAnc/s6IItzt617I/s1600/food12.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518795635146356114" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 312px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazY-zf9ZI/AAAAAAAAAnc/s6IItzt617I/s400/food12.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazXkhVc7I/AAAAAAAAAnU/q8wEehiViD8/s1600/food13.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518795610910978994" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 304px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazXkhVc7I/AAAAAAAAAnU/q8wEehiViD8/s400/food13.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />We got photos and autographs with the duo:<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazMw37njI/AAAAAAAAAnM/fcdKYKXT0_c/s1600/food.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518795425248419378" style="WIDTH: 273px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 362px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazMw37njI/AAAAAAAAAnM/fcdKYKXT0_c/s400/food.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />There were plenty of kids in the restaurant, but I noticed we weren't the only childless adults either. We watched the character interactions, and they spent a lot of time with the little ones. It was more relaxed than many of the crowded character meals at Disney World (I highly recommend the Garden Grill at Epcot if you want a relaxed experience; it's probably our favorite character meal on property, and Mickey and friends usually make it around to every twice there). We watched the wee ones having a blast playing with Donald and Goofy.<br /><br />Mickey wasn't there in person, but he was represented by the tableware:<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazMe_UaQI/AAAAAAAAAnE/zHy8aLNT9L4/s1600/food11.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518795420447566082" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 346px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazMe_UaQI/AAAAAAAAAnE/zHy8aLNT9L4/s400/food11.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />After our photo and autograph session, it was time for food. The breakfast is plated, but it's all you can eat. It starts off with a fruit plate and a nice variety of danishes (I saved a couple for a snack later):<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazlLgdJrI/AAAAAAAAAnk/sobTCtFlwBY/s1600/food14.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518795844714571442" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 295px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazlLgdJrI/AAAAAAAAAnk/sobTCtFlwBY/s400/food14.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazLiWCsOI/AAAAAAAAAm0/1ADk751EgSQ/s1600/food15.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518795404168311010" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 301px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazLiWCsOI/AAAAAAAAAm0/1ADk751EgSQ/s400/food15.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Mickey was on the butter too:<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazLVvqtmI/AAAAAAAAAms/cKpXDKokdDs/s1600/food16.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518795400786130530" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 297px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJazLVvqtmI/AAAAAAAAAms/cKpXDKokdDs/s400/food16.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And of course there were Mickey waffles! In addition, you get breakfast potatoes, sausage, bacon and scrambled eggs. There was more than enough for the two of us, although hubby did request another Mickey waffle:<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJaycT5GX7I/AAAAAAAAAmk/9uh0-0AxnIc/s1600/food17.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794592834969522" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 297px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJaycT5GX7I/AAAAAAAAAmk/9uh0-0AxnIc/s400/food17.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I definitely recommend this meal because I never feel like a trip to a Disney property is complete without eating with the characters.<br /><br />There is a champagne brunch at Shutters on Sundays that doesn't feature characters, but it does have bloody Marys and mimosas:<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJaycHsJRRI/AAAAAAAAAmc/SDdjv0bNXSc/s1600/food31.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794589559407890" style="WIDTH: 262px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 365px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJaycHsJRRI/AAAAAAAAAmc/SDdjv0bNXSc/s400/food31.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />It is a buffet and is more upscale, with a large variety of seafood, plus sushi, cheeses and fruits. You can get a made to order omlette or choose from various hot items like fish, eggs benedict, carved to order meats, crepes, crab soup and plenty of other goodies. Some of the cold selections and the omlette station are shown below:<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJaybU_1_0I/AAAAAAAAAmU/whpr-i78hOQ/s1600/food23.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794575951822658" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 272px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJaybU_1_0I/AAAAAAAAAmU/whpr-i78hOQ/s400/food23.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayasludvI/AAAAAAAAAmM/N9KiPIPzJdo/s1600/food24.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794565104858866" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 296px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayasludvI/AAAAAAAAAmM/N9KiPIPzJdo/s400/food24.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayaKmmnbI/AAAAAAAAAmE/8VguYL5WwSw/s1600/food25.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794555981733298" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 293px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayaKmmnbI/AAAAAAAAAmE/8VguYL5WwSw/s400/food25.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayGX1IfPI/AAAAAAAAAl8/jk0KR2xO3nU/s1600/food26.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794215934950642" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 296px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayGX1IfPI/AAAAAAAAAl8/jk0KR2xO3nU/s400/food26.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayGEjzixI/AAAAAAAAAl0/GvznXawpy7Y/s1600/food27.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794210762001170" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 295px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayGEjzixI/AAAAAAAAAl0/GvznXawpy7Y/s400/food27.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayFV0h0tI/AAAAAAAAAls/sUyD0U7H2TM/s1600/food28.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794198215676626" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 293px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayFV0h0tI/AAAAAAAAAls/sUyD0U7H2TM/s400/food28.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayFGWM9cI/AAAAAAAAAlk/yFeVqesj4pA/s1600/food30.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794194061948354" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 268px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayFGWM9cI/AAAAAAAAAlk/yFeVqesj4pA/s400/food30.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayEQ9AXuI/AAAAAAAAAlc/HRVPUi_7hug/s1600/food29.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518794179729186530" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 297px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJayEQ9AXuI/AAAAAAAAAlc/HRVPUi_7hug/s400/food29.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The buffet was a great send-off before we headed home on Sunday. We booked 11 a.m., which gave us time to pack the car and dine right before hitting the road. It is a special treat for seaood lovers like my husband, although I was quit content with the eggs benedict and omlettes.<br /><br />I can't really compare the champagne brunch to anything at Disney World, but it did remind me of the Palo brunch on the Disney Magic and Wonder cruise ships. It wasn't quite as upscale as Palo, but it was a hearty meal with many tempting items.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172038.post-39721188806056660602010-09-19T16:50:00.000-07:002010-09-21T10:03:11.182-07:00Fine dining and fun dining at Disney's Vero Beach Resort (trip report, part two)(Note: the companion article to this blog entry, on Examiner, can be found by <a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.examiner.com/theme-parks-in-orlando/fine-dining-and-fun-dining-at-disney-s-vero-beach-resort-trip-report-part-two">clicking here</a>.) There are two sit-down restaurants on-site at Disney's Vero Beach resort, as well as a quick service outlet called Bleachers near the pool. The Green Cabin Room, which is the lounge, also serves food during certain hours. There are plenty of off-site restaurants, too, if you want to save money or explore other areas, but my husband and I set our sights on the resort options. Since we were only visiting for a weekend, we wanted to make sure we tried the two sit-down eateries. We've heard that the burgers are excellent, too, but alas, we didn't have time for a fast meal on our whirlwind trip.<br /><br />Sonya's is the more upscale of the two sit-down restaurants, on a par with the signature dining places at Disney World. Shutters isn't too far behind it, although the atmosphere is more casual. You may get sticker shock if you're not used to Disney World restaurant prices, but DVC members do get a discount.<br /><br />We wanted to experience both fine dining and fun dining. On the fun side, Shutters has a character breakfast and a Sunday champagne brunch. But first, let's start with the fine dining, which encompasses our arrival night dinner at Shutters and our Saturday dinner at Sonya's.<br /><br />Both Shutters and Sonya's offer reservations, and they accept walk-ups too. We did a walk-up on Friday night at Shutters, but we made reservations for our other meals at the check-in desk when we arrived. Below is the sign that greets you at Shutters, which is located on the pool side of the resort (you walk through it to get to Sonya's):<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarz-p2-RI/AAAAAAAAAlU/pIUi3u6iA9Y/s1600/food1.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518787302869367058" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 264px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarz-p2-RI/AAAAAAAAAlU/pIUi3u6iA9Y/s400/food1.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The overall menu is seafood heavy, but there are other options for people who prefer turf to surf. We started off with the conch fritters on our server's recommendation, and they were amazing! My husband wanted the calamari because the dipping sauce sounded appealing, so we got some of that sauce as well as what regularly comes with the fritters. We most definitely didn't regret the choice:<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarzk_IqUI/AAAAAAAAAlM/66_H2xVdAGE/s1600/food2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518787295979284802" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 342px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarzk_IqUI/AAAAAAAAAlM/66_H2xVdAGE/s400/food2.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />What's a Disney restaurant without fresh bread? In this case, it was corn bread (yum) and salt-topped rolls:<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarzaVLzAI/AAAAAAAAAlE/4a1o3Kti-Hs/s1600/food3.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518787293118974978" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 329px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarzaVLzAI/AAAAAAAAAlE/4a1o3Kti-Hs/s400/food3.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />For dinner, I chose the triple tail, which I had never had before. It was the fresh fish of the day, and it turned out to be very mild, like a mahi or tilapia. It was served with a mango sauce, field greens and delicious vanilla rum flavored mashed potatoes:<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarzEEKaXI/AAAAAAAAAk8/vdWx8BuEcdY/s1600/food4.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518787287142001010" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 289px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarzEEKaXI/AAAAAAAAAk8/vdWx8BuEcdY/s400/food4.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />My husband opted for the Old Bay-seasoned steam pot. He loved mussels but wanted a bit of a variety, so it was perfect for him. He gave me the crab legs, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that I could actually taste the seasoning. I've gotten steamed crab legs at Joe's Crab Shack with Old Bay, and I've never been able to taste it there:<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarx9-NFQI/AAAAAAAAAk0/cyKk8CdM0Xs/s1600/food5.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518787268326528258" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 263px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarx9-NFQI/AAAAAAAAAk0/cyKk8CdM0Xs/s400/food5.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Initially we were sad we had missed the seafood buffet at Shutters, which is only offered on Thursdays, but soon enough got over it because we both loved our meals. The only regret was getting too full to try dessert.<br /><br />The next night we went to Sonya's, which was dressier than we expected. I don't know if there is a specific dress code, but based on the other patrons we were glad we had brought golf shirts (some were even more dressed up than business casual). You get to Sonya's by walking through Shutters:<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJardFpor2I/AAAAAAAAAks/AkBgeEgu9Ek/s1600/food22.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518786909610487650" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 275px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJardFpor2I/AAAAAAAAAks/AkBgeEgu9Ek/s400/food22.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I love the artisan cheese plates at the Disney World signature restaurants and was very excited to see something similar offered at Sonya's. Alas, I forgot to take a picture of my cheese plate, which included four varieties with raisins on the vine, honeycomb, and home made compote, but it got a big thumbs up from me. Of course, I could probably live on Disney cheese plates. My husband liked his curried she crab soup, as did I, but we are both big curry fans.<br /><br />Sonya's features bread with three butters. One is regular, one has roasted red peppers, and one has garlic and chives:<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarc3syBbI/AAAAAAAAAkk/VOcOPtWW09s/s1600/food7.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518786905865586098" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 286px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarc3syBbI/AAAAAAAAAkk/VOcOPtWW09s/s400/food7.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarcS-4fqI/AAAAAAAAAkc/tQTxQR_9lPc/s1600/food8.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518786896009395874" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 290px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarcS-4fqI/AAAAAAAAAkc/tQTxQR_9lPc/s400/food8.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Sonya's had a triple tail, but I forced myself to try something different. I got the salmon because of its preparation style, which included heirloom tomatoes. It was indeed a tasty option, and I shared the huge portion with hubby:<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarcFiJB8I/AAAAAAAAAkU/TiCbJ_tekhs/s1600/food9.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518786892399183810" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 301px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarcFiJB8I/AAAAAAAAAkU/TiCbJ_tekhs/s400/food9.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Of course, he had his own big meal to deal with. He took our server's suggestion and opted for the scallops. They are as large as they look, and the sauce was a great addition:<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarbunI9QI/AAAAAAAAAkM/Q6BbTRu7wdw/s1600/food9a.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518786886246135042" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 297px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tRwL0mH08Yc/TJarbunI9QI/AAAAAAAAAkM/Q6BbTRu7wdw/s400/food9a.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Once again, we were much too full to have dessert.<br /><br />In my next entry, I will report on our dining fun hanging out with Donald and Goofy for breakfast and enjoying mimosas and bloody Marys at the champagne brunch. <a href="http://celebrationfl.blogspot.com/2010/09/disneys-vero-beach-comprehensive-trip.html">Click here</a> if you missed part one of this trip report.Barbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17877713144114565202noreply@blogger.com1